rawb

Hehehe

The bonedancer's companion

I kinda think the potential for crazy gamebreaking combos was neat

It made urealms unique to other ttrpgs

And since every session was a one shot it didn’t matter much

Season 3 was too spastic, abilities either had to do 99 damage or heal to full

season 3 leaned hard into the "one shot" nature of URealms

I do love how Rob kept INSISTING death rolls were good for players to use as well

like no

a 1/20 chance to insta kill the boss is near never worth it in that system

If a player died to a death roll early it would ruin the show

After dundinborough he said there were no more backup characters unless you had a companion

Death Rolls in general probably could've used a tweak where you needed multiple fails to die

I think as a show, death rolls should have been "how far into the campaign you were". An hour in? 1/100, near the end, as low as a 1/2

Didn’t he make it so the more you rolled the harder it was to live

yes

I'd have gone with each character has multiple "Lives", and when they lose them all they die call them like, "Brushes with Death" or something

Later in season 3

I thought that was pretty good

We also had it early in season 3 technically

A lot of the good parts of the show were solely due to luck of the dice

With deadbones fuckin old man

"You're having a heart attack. Your death roll number goes up by 1."

Everyone got lucky as hell in buckeroos, and that made the final fight one of the best

Hehehe

Buckeroos was so cool

I again am insisting that Buckeroos vs Murder Bros was the best campaigns of the show

and hey look, NO AGELESS PLOT

I loved deadbones’ bandito so much I stole him for my D&d campaign

Orvan Weiss

Such a cool name and cool character

his spellthief

And he got to escape in the end with his legendary

So cool

god, agreed

Orvan was one of DB's best, and you could tell from how excited he was making him

"I'm an ANCIENT, CRIMINAL!"

Like, it lined up so perfect

what also made him was seemingly how much Rob didn't care about the character LMFAO

idk what you guys think, but crit fails are way too punishing

Is that what it did? Yeesh

I don't know why he constantly flip flopped on it being double damage

normally it was just "Affects an ally or goes awry" which was fine

it being "Crit an ally" whenever he felt like the show needed TENSION was awful

Hitting your allies is bad enough, most DMs don’t do that with 1’s

It made the characters just seem retarded

They just have you miss and maybe look a little dumb

That’s the biggest problem with system, it’s literally random chance whether your character is super good or dogshit at what they do

By the end of the session you lean one way or another and then that character becomes an npc of corresponding power level later. Like DB’s medusa

She was cool too. Phineas mind controlling her was funny

Sure, but I began to hate phineas with time

I did too tbf

I felt like he could’ve actually become a credible threat

Phineas was overused

If Rob let him be less of a joke

Also that

He was by far the most recurring besides maybe Gwyneth

phineas and bopen were my least favorite characters in the show

Not lyn?

the "expected hype" for Phineas joining Bopen's crew made me annoyed lmfao

Yeah no as mentioned I actually liked Lyn's stuff

I fucking hated her but I liked that I did

Gaiden confirmed that she was just fucking retarded

I mean, Gaiden confirmed "The Old Gods speak to me and promise me everything I want if I do atrocities in their name"

I literally wiped most of her from my memory

the worst part about her was Rob Writing Women in the "oh no, I can't have a baby I'm not a real women SadCat this is the worst possible thing that could happen to me, a women"

She got sad about her kids dying, therefore she killed all the beenu

Oh fuccccccck I forgot about yhattttttt

I'm sensing some personal animosity there

Uuurrrrrrrgghh

it was "I can't have kids, but the old gods have promised me children if I slaughter the beenu" Plus the whole "lyn thought the beenu killed Phanto" thing

and yeah not only is it the most lazy trope ever, it's also just like incredibly fucking awful for people like that IRL to hear over, and over, and over in media

"I can't have NATURAL CHILDREN, I'm a FAILURE and CANNOT possibly be a TRUE WOMEN ™️ "

Is that so

I forgot about silentblade or whatever their name was

ghostblade

lyn's wack ass kid

Thats it

Oh god Ghostblade

Edgy af