politics

why are the names even like this

Russia

Rusp

it's all related

See

I told you

>plastik bag

Rusp's getting ready for dracula unrolled

With wooden pellets

Would a wooden bullet kill a vampire

no

if it hit the heart

yes

I do not see why not

Good luck breaking the skin

if you perform the steps to kill a vampire you can kill a vampire

has a vampire movie ever created a gun that shoots crosses

crossbow

Idk I could see that penetrating skin

So here's a question

Good joke

Yesh

but like, a handgun

Does a bullet with a wooden core kill a vampire

No

Unless it like

Breaks

And the wood touches it

I thought vampires were silver bullets?

Make a wooden bullet with a silver core so it works on both vampires and werewolves

Yes silver

those are werewolves

oh right, wolves

So what if you surgically drop a smooth piece of wood into a vampire's chest cavity

They are saying cross shaped bullets

Then stitch it up with no organ damage

They explode

Or something idk

But you're not physically harming them

If it’s in their heart

a silver tipped wooden steak dipped in garlic

>steak

nice

So what if a vampire eats heart of palm

Some edible food derived from a tree trunk

what do artichokes have to do with anything

Are coconuts toxic to vampires

It has to go through their heart though right

They're pretty woody

yes rusp

wooden stake in the heart

But if they eat it circulates through into their heart

gent its like venom

But would the wood itself

Or just nutrients

it needs to be injected

So what if you break wood down into its base chemical components and give it like 5 separate injections

injected as in

I think the wood thing is specifically it being a stake

penetrating the heart

garlic though

you should be able to do that

Okay, plants absorb sunlight, so if you force a vampire to eat a plant will he start to burn

So what if I give it a wood steak

how do you cook it

is it the sun or the light that kills them

medium well is the proper choice

so would flashlights work?

Soak it in water

Boiled

boil your steak

Boiled in milk

What if you feed a vampire monster meat from a dead treeguard

maybe its not the sunlight since normal lights seem to not work

maybe is the higher energy gamma rays

what if you flash that 100000 lumen flashlight on them

that fuck them