politics

have you met a doctor

What do they do

yes

Just smash wood with hammers

no, pallets Rusp lmao

Oh

Misread

just smash them with hammers

so it's shitty wood that splinters and the metal they use would jam and fire into peoples arms all the time

I like my idea more

making wooden pellets sounds way more fun

The wooden pellet factory

I hope that's what all those recycling factories make

They don’t recycle to make actual things

Vampire killing favtory

Gent I always read your russian name as rent

Rent's due

why are the names even like this

Russia

Rusp

it's all related

See

I told you

>plastik bag

Rusp's getting ready for dracula unrolled

With wooden pellets

Would a wooden bullet kill a vampire

no

if it hit the heart

yes

I do not see why not

Good luck breaking the skin

if you perform the steps to kill a vampire you can kill a vampire

has a vampire movie ever created a gun that shoots crosses

crossbow

Idk I could see that penetrating skin

So here's a question

Yesh

but like, a handgun

Does a bullet with a wooden core kill a vampire

No

Unless it like

Breaks

And the wood touches it

I thought vampires were silver bullets?

Make a wooden bullet with a silver core so it works on both vampires and werewolves

Yes silver

those are werewolves

oh right, wolves

So what if you surgically drop a smooth piece of wood into a vampire's chest cavity

They are saying cross shaped bullets

Then stitch it up with no organ damage

They explode

Or something idk

wood doesnt just kill them

But you're not physically harming them

If it’s in their heart

a silver tipped wooden steak dipped in garlic

>steak

nice

So what if a vampire eats heart of palm

Some edible food derived from a tree trunk

what do artichokes have to do with anything

Are coconuts toxic to vampires

It has to go through their heart though right

They're pretty woody

yes rusp

wooden stake in the heart

But if they eat it circulates through into their heart

gent its like venom

But would the wood itself

Or just nutrients

it needs to be injected

So what if you break wood down into its base chemical components and give it like 5 separate injections

injected as in

I think the wood thing is specifically it being a stake

penetrating the heart