politics

Trump giving the Liberals a chance after Trudeau is really funny

not even a chance

they win

full stop

Idek how thats possible

Canadians are retarded and are more concerned about the meme than the actual things making Canada shit

We were already beginning to deal with the indian thing before this

for the record

Oh really?

Is it because of the assassination

Provinces started heavily cracking down and pushing for removing people who came here under false pretenses

I don't thinks so. You had like 60-70% of Canadians very angry at immigration

which is a fucking feat and a half

I don't know

I think you guys will enjoy a little more

Rusp, you legitimately know nothing about Canada

and thats fine

but you really don't know anything about anything outside your country

which again, is fine

Look pika, all im saying is you guys missed your chance to become a state

We didn't want it

Thank god

it would be a strict downgrade

Are you sure?

Can you explain to me why?

I should try and preorder my switch from my grandparents address

Every possible detail?

Probably will be cheaper

because we would not be allowed to be a state, we would be made like Puerto Rico

aka taxes but no voting rights

And you would for sure strip our healthcare and other things

But you wouldn't have to be Canada anymore

I would rather be a Canadian than an American

I like it here

?

Even if my country is a shithole, I like it more than your shithole

But you're Canadian

And not a great American

Haven't you ever heard of a bald eagle?

A Canada goose beats a bald eagle in a fight, low diff

just hard facts and logic

I think a bald eagle beats 50% of people in a fight

A Canada goose beats like 70%

They’ve already invaded the US, all we have to do is flip the switch and the revolution begins

those things are nature's violent killing machines

Loveland, unironically, I don't think that would work

I've always been confused why people are scared of geese

the Canada geese that go to the US are mellow

Hahaha

the ones that stay in Canada all winter long are the violent ones

When I was a kid one ran up to me and I kicked it

And I learned to not fear

Uwaterloo was the worst for them, they'd stay year long, they were not scared of cars or people

Me and my brother used to go up to swans and geese at a nearby lake and they’d hiss at us and we’d laugh because they’re pussies and don’t actually do anything

We were like 7-10 at the time

https://x.com/XJosh/status/1907848440098210101 Oh so this was the US's plan

actually I understand it now

Its big brain tbh

“Oh no, how do I fight back against a long-necked bird with a smooth bill and tiny claws???”

WHAM

When I kicked it I'm pretty sure I broke something because it limped away

related only because we were talking about india

You have to periodically scare the geese at the park so they don’t get too cocky

Only 100 people?

They are related though

Chatgpt has fallen off

(see the axis)

Oh

That makes more sense

It's 100 families

I am suprised they found 80 US, 50 UK, 50 German, and 100 Indians who are all the same family

It's a small world

I like Tariffs, unirronically it directly benefits homegrown industry and those of our allies, and tells the rest of the world to fuck off I think the idea that it's going to stimulate all this magical growth is cope, but probably does disincentive more to offshore, though it's only a half-measure if you don't re-write the entire immigration/H1B visa program on top of it

What I actually like about Tarifs though, is that it's an ideal form of taxation in my mind

I think if you do Tariffs correctly, they make sense

and the only time that I *sort* of understand people not immensely hating taxes

i unironically also like the effect tariffs will have in the current context. self sufficiency is good in the long term if this nation survives the other consequences of its empire collapsing

shits gonna be fuck for now though

I think the impact to US soft power is also being overstated, and imo fuck soft power in general

it's this weird line, of I love America, but I want us to get our fingers out of the rest of the world