politics
Wednesday, November 1, 2023
Thursday, November 9, 2023
People are finally uphappy enough with the Liberal party
You don't even have the orange party
Wednesday, November 22, 2023
Friday, November 24, 2023
Congrats on your dad winning
Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Saturday, December 9, 2023
Some black chick from Florida was trying to start a race war or something
Monday, December 18, 2023
No, Spooky died in a house explosion in Virginia after shooting himself through the testiticles
so it can't be him
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Biden will do literally everything in his power to not comment on this
they'll put him into a coma for 2-3 weeks until the supreme court overturns it
I don't think there's a craftable talking point to not have it blow up in your face
it's the most obvious self-own though
every political pundit, talking head, media host, etc.
will have to weigh in on this
and you either come across as insane, or you have to acknowledge and legitimize Trump
the only sorta answer I've come up with, is a hard deflection of "I'm not going to comment on an active judicial case"
but I don't think that works really
Any countries that jail/kill/disqualify politicians during a campaign are insane
it has, NEVER worked
I mean, I guess with Lincoln, he won in the end
it just took a civil war
Lincoln wasn't on the ballot in the South, was my point
(that's a big part of why there was a civil war specifically in 1860)
I also feel like it's not completely true
because, there were dixie politicians elected to office
during reconstruction
they weren't blackballed by society
most sought redemption, and got it
Lee's the prime example
none of them became US president, and no one in the CSA government leadership sought nationwide office in the post 1866 USA
but yeah, that's the one lesson of the Civil war it bothers me we don't teach more
that after it was over, the general consensus was to forgive your brothers
people worked for it, but there wasn't this idea of "traitors to the union"
that's a modern revisionism
anyway, the Trump thing is going to make a lot of very funny soundbites
and I'm looking forward to it
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Replying to Spooky Phijkchu #spooky.131 Biden will do literally everything in his power to not comment on this
they both get removed and the libertarian party wins by default
that is the based timeline
JEB WINS AS THE WRITE IN AFTER ALL VIABLE CANDIDATES GET BARRED
LETS GO
great timeline