memes

Mhmm

Shit

Based?

Last night somone came up to me and asked of my sport thing or whatever

Constellation

This is killing me

your sport thing

Lol

Sport

Thing

Spirit

Spirit animal?

Yup

parrot

I'm a basketball American

lmfao

Haha

thats hilarious mint

I'm actually dieing here too

Zodiac, he means, right

Do not worry

Astrology

Yeah

It's the year of the Ram

Regardless

Which is just determined by your birthday and nothing else

I thought it was cows this year

oh shit

yeah

People actually believe in that shit

I just showed up and like they saw me and just like guess my whole ass birthday correctly

ram the cow

pog

It was weird

b/c of all the cowprint bikinis

it's year of the moo

In february

Apparently one can emit the energy

Because chinks can't count days properly

Every girl I know from highschool posts shit about what their signs or whatever do

They do the same shit at parties at college

I tell them "i'm scorpio because I bat women"

Sorry rups

they are generic so everyone fits into them

astrology is a really good way to pick up chicks though

ngl

Ya can't run from it

not faggy "let me read your tea leaves" stuff

Is there something you want to tell us max

>wanting to pick up femoids who believe astrology

Don't pick up chicks by stooping to their level

Spooky you're so retarded on this

spooky that sounds retarded

Try new things in college, idk

Oh that stuff too

Spooky just ask a girl how she likes to dip her nuggets while she drives, if she does not call you weird and leave, she's your girl

if you don't figure out who you are in college, you'll just have a breakdown like Rob at some point

I went to a hands on hippy school and got plenty of that

No, don't "experiment", don't "find yourself", you're not original nor are you special

I have confirmation guys

I already know who I am

Both of my parents

Both

Dip nugs and drive

I've known who I am since hs

ope

I don't disagree with that but talking to them about astrology when you think astrology is retarded sounds dumb

I saw it with my own two eyes

This is a tragedy waiting to happen

Praying for your life

Or four eyes even

Counting glasses

Rusp

that's great

Tell women about your career or your prospects

Don't resort to insipid bullshit

tell them about your soul

Just make funny ha ha jokes

My dad is the worst phone using and driving person of all time