memes

but I can't fathom why they'd be enjoyable

okay spooky

What about a one night stand

orgy

Which like

but you are the only guy

no

One night stand is just being a whore

That's my whole damn point

>not wanting the anime style harem

I dot want sex

"Beating one woman is relaxing, beating two is a chore." -Sun Tzu

one night stands are for whores

And I don't want a relationship that just ties you down and shit

You’re such a free spirit clearly

Having sex with anyone other then someone you are in a long term relationship with is degenerate

Like maybe someday Ill long for companionship

Idk

It's dumb

Such a gemini

I don't understand people

Clearly

Mhmm

Shit

Based?

Last night somone came up to me and asked of my sport thing or whatever

Constellation

This is killing me

your sport thing

Lol

Sport

Thing

Spirit

Spirit animal?

Yup

parrot

I'm a basketball American

lmfao

Haha

I'm actually dieing here too

Zodiac, he means, right

Do not worry

Astrology

Yeah

It's the year of the Ram

Regardless

Which is just determined by your birthday and nothing else

I thought it was cows this year

oh shit

yeah

People actually believe in that shit

I just showed up and like they saw me and just like guess my whole ass birthday correctly

ram the cow

pog

It was weird

b/c of all the cowprint bikinis

it's year of the moo

In february

Apparently one can emit the energy

Because chinks can't count days properly

Every girl I know from highschool posts shit about what their signs or whatever do

And the lists are always just self serving garbage

They do the same shit at parties at college

I tell them "i'm scorpio because I bat women"

Sorry rups

they are generic so everyone fits into them

astrology is a really good way to pick up chicks though

ngl

Ya can't run from it

not faggy "let me read your tea leaves" stuff

Is there something you want to tell us max

>wanting to pick up femoids who believe astrology

Don't pick up chicks by stooping to their level

Spooky you're so retarded on this

spooky that sounds retarded

Try new things in college, idk

Oh that stuff too

Spooky just ask a girl how she likes to dip her nuggets while she drives, if she does not call you weird and leave, she's your girl