Message in #memes · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:09 PM memes

Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak

https://x.com/Numbername88/status/2048146146326180295 @TinyBomby thoughts?

ok, also, someone asked him to post 1cc. Tbf, I don't think you need to be able to post a 1cc to be a Touhou fan, but the guy replied by posting pictures of the ending screens (something anyone can screenshot). It's REALLY easy to go to your records a post a 1cc, such as I have here if you actually have one.

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:10 PM memes

So not only do I think this guy is a tourist, but he's also actively lying

Dialga Apr 27, 2026 12:14 PM memes

whats a 1cc

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:14 PM memes

1-credit-clear, it's generally an arcade term, but Touhou works with arcade logic. Just means you don't use a continue to clear the game.

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:15 PM memes

Essentially it's the benchmark to determine if someone has "beat" the game, since using continues makes it far more trivial.

Dialga Apr 27, 2026 12:17 PM memes

I certainly wouldnt be able to do that

Dialga Apr 27, 2026 12:17 PM memes

i suck at bullet hells

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 27, 2026 12:18 PM memes

I don't think I did that for touhou 1

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 27, 2026 12:18 PM memes

didn't care to

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 27, 2026 12:19 PM memes

liked the game though

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:23 PM memes

If you can't even post your 1cc of Touhou 4, you're a fake Touhou fan smh

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:24 PM memes

Also here's Touhou 5. This one actually says if you used a continue which is fun.

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:24 PM memes

(I just wanna show off)

Polar_ Apr 27, 2026 12:32 PM memes

Replying to TinyBomby #tinybomby

ok, also, someone asked him to post 1cc. Tbf, I don't think you need to be able to post a 1cc to be a Touhou fan, but the guy replied by posting pictures of the ending screens (something anyone can screenshot). It's REALLY easy to go to your records a post a 1cc, such as I have here if you actually have one.

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Polar_ Apr 27, 2026 12:32 PM memes

Im a fake fan cause I havent 1cc'd TH6 still

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:35 PM memes

Replying to Polar_ #polar_

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imagine?

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:36 PM memes

What's funny is that to most people who actually seriously play the games, my normal mode 1ccs are incredibly unimpressive. I woudn't even be able to touch lunatic mode.

Polar_ Apr 27, 2026 12:57 PM memes

You also play Marisa? Based.

Polar_ Apr 27, 2026 12:58 PM memes

I play her in every game, mainly because I like to do big dmg in focus. I think in Patchoulis stage shes like the only person who can kill some enemies

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:58 PM memes

I only play Marisa in 6 because I like her lasers...

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 12:58 PM memes

I otherwise usually play Reimu or Sanae when available.

Kribbles Apr 27, 2026 6:11 PM memes

I'm a fake fan, I haven't played any of the games but I have 4 CDs of touhou music in my car

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 6:14 PM memes

Replying to Kribbles #kribbles1

I'm a fake fan, I haven't played any of the games but I have 4 CDs of touhou music in my car

What circles? Or do you mean actual game music?

Kribbles Apr 27, 2026 6:15 PM memes

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AD_PRIDE https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%83%8F%E3%83%AD_NEXUS https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Sally_(%E3%82%B5%E3%83%AA%E3%83%BC_Album)https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/レス

Kribbles Apr 27, 2026 6:15 PM memes

Halozy and Sally

TinyBomby Apr 27, 2026 6:15 PM memes

nice nice

SyrenBell Apr 27, 2026 9:57 PM memes

https://youtu.be/ZfKKHrTpa08

What Would You Do if You Caught Your Son Doing This? www.youtube.com

SyrenBell Apr 28, 2026 10:46 AM memes

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SyrenBell Apr 28, 2026 11:10 AM memes

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 28, 2026 11:11 AM memes

I know syren as a chud elf would do that

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 28, 2026 11:11 AM memes

if nothing else

SyrenBell Apr 28, 2026 11:14 AM memes

Chelf

SyrenBell Apr 28, 2026 2:08 PM memes

SyrenBell Apr 28, 2026 2:08 PM memes

REAL

polu Apr 28, 2026 3:33 PM memes

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Dane Apr 28, 2026 4:08 PM memes

https://fixupx.com/yabwondek/status/2049097995606446594

>jailing indie devs for making dogshit games Quoting Sos Sosowski (@Sosowski ︀ In Poland, if you make an indie game that flops, you go to jail. Not kidding. ︀︀ ︀︀If you have a company, you need to pay obligatory "insurance" that's 5% of income but NOT less than ~500 euros a month. ︀︀ ︀︀You don't make enough to pay? They auction off your stuff or you go to jail. 💬 23 🔁 990 ❤️ 6.2K 👁️ 67.6K

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 28, 2026 7:10 PM memes

https://cunnyx.com/FearedBuck/status/2049213201389121831

Streamer “hmblzayy” who is walking from Philly to California was hit by a car in Indiana and had to be taken to the hospital. 💬 2.2K 🔁 1.9K ❤️ 69.8K 👁️ 4.22M

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 28, 2026 7:10 PM memes

Brutalcrashes led me to believe this would end differently

polu Apr 28, 2026 7:12 PM memes

lmao, it's crazy how fast he walked that off

Dialga Apr 28, 2026 7:15 PM memes

apparently the car that hit him got rear-ended which pushed them into him

Pyrrhic Apr 28, 2026 8:25 PM memes

Replying to SyrenBell #syrenbell

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Never cared for canonical ages when jerking off. There were two major turn-offs: Are they canonically married, and are they dead? (Looking at you, Selan from Lufia II). Also no robots and demons. Finding out that the girls from Girls Frontline were all robots made me extra cautious.

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 28, 2026 10:13 PM memes

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SyrenBell Apr 29, 2026 11:31 AM memes

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Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:29 AM memes

https://www.givesendgo.com/help-me-move-and-stay-safe

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:29 AM memes

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Gent Apr 30, 2026 1:32 AM memes

Is chibi reviews hiring a hit squad to kill the rape niggers?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 1:33 AM memes

No just joshua conner moon owner and ooperator of kiwifarms

Gent Apr 30, 2026 1:33 AM memes

But namekian george floyd was the real mastermind behind this one

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:33 AM memes

Gent, maybe you know something about this

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:34 AM memes

he keeps saying the police are telling him he's eligible to have his information "scrubbed from the internet"

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:34 AM memes

which as far as I know 1) is not a thing 2) is a laughable concept

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 1:34 AM memes

3) is even more laughable because for that to work, you have to stop posting on the internet if it could even work in the first place

Gent Apr 30, 2026 1:35 AM memes

You can't have it scrubbed from the whole internet, but you can have your name and such taken off of certain sites

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 1:35 AM memes

God I hope he gets them to email josh to take his kiwi page down

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:37 AM memes

I thought you essentially had to be in witness protection, and what Pika said about getting off the internet altogether

Gent Apr 30, 2026 1:37 AM memes

Regardless of what he tries he has guaranteed that his address will be immortalized online

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:38 AM memes

he's picked a right with all the biggest retard groups at once

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:38 AM memes

for no reason

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:38 AM memes

He's going to start getting fucked with more and more

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 1:39 AM memes

even if it's mostly an act, having people show up to dump bones in your yard forever is going to suck

Gent Apr 30, 2026 1:39 AM memes

He is one of those people that skated by because the people he provoked were generally more retarded than himself

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 1:39 AM memes

His brother will be made into the chair

Dane Apr 30, 2026 9:17 AM memes

https://fixupx.com/Ee78381730/status/2049506711988470245

これいつ見ても面白すぎる 💬 27 🔁 827 ❤️ 6.7K 👁️ 1.59M

SyrenBell Apr 30, 2026 9:29 AM memes

legorhin Apr 30, 2026 2:17 PM memes

https://x.com/CrankyFed/status/2049879304784183368

Happy Hitler Dood Day to all who celebrate

heir Apr 30, 2026 2:33 PM memes

what the fuck kind of dutch is that

heir Apr 30, 2026 2:33 PM memes

is that some ancient dialect that they speak on the border with germany

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 2:33 PM memes

Hitler dood

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 2:41 PM memes

Orange Free State Fire

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 2:41 PM memes

heir Apr 30, 2026 2:43 PM memes

ooohhhhh

heir Apr 30, 2026 2:43 PM memes

yeah that makes sense

Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 3:47 PM memes

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Phijkchu_Pikachu Apr 30, 2026 3:47 PM memes

as seen on twitter dot com

Spooky Phijkchu Apr 30, 2026 3:52 PM memes

I too would describe modern Bethesda games as "deep as a carrot"

SyrenBell Apr 30, 2026 3:54 PM memes

Whoever made that deserves to be surrounded by 30 men with steel pipes and beaten to death

SyrenBell May 1, 2026 11:33 AM memes

Dane May 1, 2026 5:43 PM memes

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Dane May 1, 2026 5:43 PM memes

ten years to the day

Gent May 1, 2026 5:46 PM memes

did you really have to reenact it though

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