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Saturday, July 9, 2022
Thats like 8 words per line
thats awful
Because reading small text when you could read ot big and fully is cringe
maybe if you were using a tablet or a laptop
I'd get it
Yeah, unreadably small
You are not winning this
you are reading in the least optimal way
for no reason
this must be why it takes you 10x longer to read less words than me
Such as "what did that say? It's too small"?
I will never get over the fact that you do everything in the worst possible way
and die on the hill
Go buy a tablet
Get a apple watch to read your lns on
literally the most convinient way to hold it
because
you get to see 10 words
at a time
Your brain can interpret full sentences in your vision even if you are not directly reading them. It helps with understanding
Unironically, part of why yoy need to stop and look things up is you are not giving your brain enough details to work with
That meant my death wasn’t in vain. I was able to do something worthwhile with my life, even if only at the very end…
The beautiful girl cocked her head questioningly at my look of relief.
“Although, if you hadn’t pushed her, she wouldn’t have been hurt at all.”
“……Huh?”
What did she just say?!
“That tractor would’ve stopped before hitting her. Obviously. It’s a tractor. It doesn’t even go that fast. Your dumb heroics were totally uncalled for. Pffft…hee-hee-hee!”
She sure knew how to make a good first impression. Not.
I guess it would be rude to smack her. But I really want to.
Never mind that. There was something more important to ask.
“What did you say? A tractor? Not a truck?”
“Yes, that’s right. A tractor. You think that girl wouldn’t have noticed if some huge truck was coming right at her? She would’ve gotten out of the way.”
…Huh?
“Wait, so…I died getting run over by a tractor?”
“No, you died of shock. You were convinced a truck had hit you, and your body failed. I’ve been doing this a long time, but you’re the first person I’ve met who died in such a weird way.”
I was at a loss for words.
“Incidentally, you soiled yourself when you thought you were going to be hit by that tractor. They took you to the nearest hospital, and all the doctors and nurses were like, ‘Whaaat? What a loser! (LOL),’ and you died of a heart attack without even waking u—”
I threw my hands over my ears. “Stop iiiit! Please noooo, I don’t wanna hear it! I don’t need to hear how pathetic it was!”
She drew close to me and, with a smirk, whispered in my ear: “Your family got to the hospital just this minute, and before they could even grieve, they heard the
It also means you can read more uninterupted,keeping a good flow
