general

Have your dick cast a shadow or smt

And measure it

that would do no good to tell you weight

What if you use gravity though

gravity how

all things fall at the same speed

regardless of mass

you'd need a dick comparably massive to the earth for it to work otherwise

L×W×H×Gravity

You know, I think having a mini table that holds your dick up

why couldn't you just use balance scales

and weighing yourself with and without your dick

being counterbalanced

and finding the difference

would be the most accurate

Do we factor your balls into the measurement?

you can

depends on what you want

you can measure just the dick the way I suggested

or both

We'll that's going to fluxuate though

just use a balance scale and put progressively heavier weights on the other side as required

Based on when you last nutted

yeah you do a bunch of measurements

and take the average

Actually

Won't the weight just keep going up

Due to semen retention

stop cumming on the scale

idk if there's a cap on that

if there isn't a cap on that then some people's balls would explode

gent, you never cum, do your balls explode?

Lol

Why is fucking everything mushroom

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nobody stopped the infestation while it was still budding

this is all due to your negligence

Put me on a list of people to contact if u need a fill for uhc

also college update: i am a psychology only major because i wanna grab a phd for it, i started working for a paid position in a lab which is super rare for psychology undergrads and it’s because….

I programmed something for them

lmao

based

watch this

form content

or wsit

b/c youtube version will be up maybe never

mushroom

Mushroom my man

mushroom be with you as well

just almost gave myself a panic attack because my little monkey brain failed at understanding object permanence I have my monitors connected to a separate outlet through a splitter, that way I can turn them all off at night to get away from the white noise they make when plugged in powered on my pc, expected the monitors to come on and they obviously didn't because I hadn't turned the splitter on monkey brain forgot that I do that every single night and haven't touched my pc today

Your PC is toying with you now

after stress testing everything by playing elden ring and running other shit at the same time for a few hours I can say it definitely was just my psu being old and starting to give out

well either that or I was hitting the power limit, but I shouldn't be anywhere near that with my setup

but who knows, it works now Shrug

How do they still not make money charging this much

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they want to force you to sub to their dumb monthly plan

tbh, I don't think any of those services survive

until drone delivery becomes a thing, and even then idk

This is with the sub

what?

they're supposed to waive the delivey fee then

Its under the minimum

They want you to be fat

And order at least 15

>because you don't spend $15, you must pay a $20 fee

perfectly logical thinking

lol

What time is the Xbox thing

In an half hour

Damnit that means I should get outta bed

Max we change our mind, twitch chat is pretty great

On the official xbox twitch stream

case ih

Kay Sai Age

mushroom

yep that's us