general

think my psu is finally giving out after running steadily since 2014

computer has randomly just turned off twice today and wouldn't start back up, both times just flipping the switch on the psu fixed it again lol

luckily I do have access to a spare so it's all good, though I was definitely a bit scared for a second

if this computer dies I literally have nothing to do with my time, here's hoping it keeps chugging for a few more years at least

just get a paperclip and fix it

easy peasy

I’m just getting a new one tomorrow, since I have access to one

Why's that?

Black people buy too many shoes

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What's up with those Joggers spooky?

are they gay?

im really drunk and high, and man have you ever realized how much dicks weigh? Like theyre really heavy its weird as shit

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to jump infront of a car

You should try it

I have

man, tell me about it, my dick is fucking massive

it's surprising i can even move around with this weight

anyway regi that's a fucking dumb thing to say and think about, even for a drunk and high person

regie how does your dick compare to all the ones you've had in your ass?

Same size actually

perfectly average

Also here, since bopit kept yelling at me, if you cannot wait for it to get trimmed on youtube

here is his queen video

Well if you're trying to figure out how your dick measures up, you buy a similar one and see how painful it is to put it in your ass

The more painful the more impressive

What's the easiest way to measure your dick weight

scale at standing height

Water displacement seems hard

let your dick rest freely on it

not super accurate

but accurate enough

cut it off

I guess you could also use trigonometry

And measure it

that would do no good to tell you weight

What if you use gravity though

gravity how

all things fall at the same speed

regardless of mass

you'd need a dick comparably massive to the earth for it to work otherwise

L×W×H×Gravity

You know, I think having a mini table that holds your dick up

why couldn't you just use balance scales

and weighing yourself with and without your dick

being counterbalanced

and finding the difference

would be the most accurate

Do we factor your balls into the measurement?

you can

depends on what you want

you can measure just the dick the way I suggested

or both

We'll that's going to fluxuate though

just use a balance scale and put progressively heavier weights on the other side as required

Based on when you last nutted

yeah you do a bunch of measurements

and take the average

Actually

Won't the weight just keep going up

Due to semen retention

stop cumming on the scale

idk if there's a cap on that

if there isn't a cap on that then some people's balls would explode

gent, you never cum, do your balls explode?

Lol

Why is fucking everything mushroom

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nobody stopped the infestation while it was still budding

this is all due to your negligence

Put me on a list of people to contact if u need a fill for uhc

also college update: i am a psychology only major because i wanna grab a phd for it, i started working for a paid position in a lab which is super rare for psychology undergrads and it’s because….

I programmed something for them

my degree is gonna be useless