general

go It'sa me, phijkchu fire

pants will drop

All I have to do is explain Lennod lore to women and they willingly touch me with their fists

Yes yes we know max fisted you

no need to brag

honestly

Max's hands are so small

I'm not sure they'd count

She can’t use her hands on me

She needs those to put together more ikea furniture

"more"

i have a singular desk coming

More

Fill your whole room with tables

no

it's

WHAT

9x9

WHY NOT?

I'm sure regi has some shelves you can buy

SO??

Max isn’t a mother

No shelves for her

regi can i buy six xboxes

thanks

those would make good tables

Tiny room

new plan

stack xboxes as legs and put shelves on top

boom

easy table

New plan for max

Get a job

XD

im quitting my job

NOOOOO

MY ONE DAY WAGES

yeah

FUNNY %

Max, is it time

OnlyFans arc?

no

or neetbux arc

i uhh had a retard moment and ive decided the best thing to do is quit!

lol

uhhhh......

last week?

Oh boy

Well, she’s honest

yesterday

lol

MAX SAID NIGGER

NO

no

well good thing you spent all your money, before quitting

wouldn't want to look silly

someone was snooping in my phone

lmao

when i left it on a table

Max

yo help someone

Max

and i grabbed them by the throat

Max

xD

Well

Normal human reaction

also, who the fuck would scroll thropugh aa random phone

it was a coworker

she's a bitch

still though

why is your phone not pass protected

if you leave it places

fucking weirdos would spooky

Max’s arms immediately collapsed in on themselves due to lack of muscle

I never leave my phone anywhere not on me when not home

i had it open because i was talking to someone and i walked 3 feet away