general

@taxes you're coming next time

That or spooky and I both will have to go travel to meet someone

It's been at least 3 phijkchu meetups since the last murder

depends on what you count as a murder

Pikachu's lost a surprising number of cats in the last few years

did you suck his dick

like i asked

for the record, i do not want any of you to visit me if we're not at least going to spend one night cuddling and/or having sex

gay

super straight

yes

Sending Karp to visit fire

Sending Pika to visit fire

listen, i'm very lonely and anyone will do

Just go outside and tell people you’re Phijkchu fire

It’s that easy

go It'sa me, phijkchu fire

pants will drop

All I have to do is explain Lennod lore to women and they willingly touch me with their fists

Yes yes we know max fisted you

no need to brag

honestly

Max's hands are so small

I'm not sure they'd count

She can’t use her hands on me

She needs those to put together more ikea furniture

"more"

i have a singular desk coming

More

Fill your whole room with tables

no

it's

WHAT

9x9

WHY NOT?

I'm sure regi has some shelves you can buy

SO??

Max isn’t a mother

regi can i buy six xboxes

thanks

those would make good tables

Tiny room

new plan

stack xboxes as legs and put shelves on top

boom

easy table

New plan for max

Get a job

XD

im quitting my job

NOOOOO

MY ONE DAY WAGES

yeah

FUNNY %

Max, is it time

OnlyFans arc?

no

or neetbux arc

i uhh had a retard moment and ive decided the best thing to do is quit!

lol

uhhhh......

last week?

Oh boy

Well, she’s honest

yesterday

lol

MAX SAID NIGGER

NO

no

well good thing you spent all your money, before quitting

wouldn't want to look silly

someone was snooping in my phone

lmao

when i left it on a table

Max

yo help someone