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Yeah, stop having life

Spooky: I didn't want to be that much of a dick. Garbage: No, that was the end of my sentence. Spooky: Oh. Fuck you!

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yeah, well to be fair it was costing spooky like hundreds of dollars a month

http://phijkchu.com:4632/

is that those mole people from the incredibles?

lmao

https://i.imgur.com/cZhLm7V.png free server looks pretty good, time to play minecraft?

PIKA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HES DEAD

what flavours do you put in Pikachu icecream?

>flavours

what have they done to you spooky

that's not very american of you

just for that

we're putting the Dutch into our ice cream

I’d say banana chocolate raspberry by the looks of it

Spooky is just trying to be like his idol

I had a Phijkchu dream

First time ever

Which explains why it makes absolutely no sense

Okay so it was

Me Pirate and Gent?

And basically we were participating? Watching? A battle royale between mario characters and their alternate forms (against eachother) and random Phijkchu lore characters

Now

For some reason

All of these characters and the world were made out of legos

Phijkchu Brick Battler

I believe in the end a mario titled “super Mario original 1111” won

To which pirate broke down in tears over the defeat of “waluigi double”

Full on military vehicles

All in Lego land

I remember one particularly graphic scene where a mario uppercutted the head off of a luigi

To which a sound effect of a stock scream played loudly

It’s quickly escaping me so I’m trying to remember all the details

Oh right

A wario drove a spaceship full of gas? Directly into a base comprised of 3 deformed Mario’s who had slain his favorite wario version or something

Good morning

That’s all I can remember

It’s gone

I'm glad we've ruined Mario for you

Or improved it?

The uppercut decapitation was brutal

The neck was holding on by a few strands of skin

I remember this part vividly

And the head just sort of bobbed around

Like on a scale of brutal; tripped and fell or razor wire?

Honestly razor wire

OH SHIT

I woke up laughing

And I just remembered why

As soon as the victory occurred I believe the fortnite win screen appeared

And a bit crushed wahoo

Kept playing over and over again

That was a true fever dream

So when will PBB release?

It’s a battle royale so it starts out with the 3D paragliding section

So once I finish that

I’m glad I typed this out because I don’t remember anything about it anymore

Okay I drew an image of the decapitation

The neck got really long and stretched

And stayed attached to the body by the spine

Mario looked pretty much exactly like this

Like a drawing

Shitty drawing

And I think Luigi did too?

not even in your dream did max return

We are all disembodied voices in dreams

yeah i guess max could've been there and he never would've known