general

you are just retarded

you are just fat

checkmate

okay fatty

I say “google the scientific method”

I say "Alexa airhorn noises google the scientfiic method"

Ah yes, the iconic line

“Hello you magnificent bastards, I’m Doctor Layperson”

layman has been sperging about the russia war on twitter a lot

after being inactive for a while

"may win"

no shit?

people actually thought Ukraine was going to win, and launch a counter offensive and conquer Moscow

I think there was and still is a chance they can make Russia give up

With literally every country in the world just giving them weapons and shit

yeah I could see it

No questioning that this has been immensely costly for Russia

Ukraine could not even actually kill CRP

I do not trust them to win

lol

Because they knew his followers would post cringe if they did

@Moviegoers movie night in ~15 minutes http://phijkchu.com:4632/

Either watching Sinbad or that Bigfoot movie

yall keep chosing bad nights for me

stop having a life

Yeah, stop having life

Spooky: I didn't want to be that much of a dick. Garbage: No, that was the end of my sentence. Spooky: Oh. Fuck you!

?

yeah, well to be fair it was costing spooky like hundreds of dollars a month

http://phijkchu.com:4632/

is that those mole people from the incredibles?

lmao

PIKA

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HES DEAD

what flavours do you put in Pikachu icecream?

>flavours

what have they done to you spooky

that's not very american of you

just for that

we're putting the Dutch into our ice cream

I’d say banana chocolate raspberry by the looks of it

Spooky is just trying to be like his idol

I had a Phijkchu dream

First time ever

Which explains why it makes absolutely no sense

Okay so it was

Me Pirate and Gent?

And basically we were participating? Watching? A battle royale between mario characters and their alternate forms (against eachother) and random Phijkchu lore characters

Now

For some reason

All of these characters and the world were made out of legos

Phijkchu Brick Battler

I believe in the end a mario titled “super Mario original 1111” won

To which pirate broke down in tears over the defeat of “waluigi double”

Lots of scenic fights on like

Full on military vehicles

All in Lego land

I remember one particularly graphic scene where a mario uppercutted the head off of a luigi

To which a sound effect of a stock scream played loudly

It’s quickly escaping me so I’m trying to remember all the details

Oh right

A wario drove a spaceship full of gas? Directly into a base comprised of 3 deformed Mario’s who had slain his favorite wario version or something

Good morning

That’s all I can remember

It’s gone

I'm glad we've ruined Mario for you

Or improved it?

The uppercut decapitation was brutal

The neck was holding on by a few strands of skin