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I'm so fucking relieved

Huh

Wow some gay dudes came over to adopt my grandmothers dog and she didnt even say anything homophobic

a gay dude stole you dog?

call the cops

Goodbye dogs innocence

goodnight phijkchu

goodnight fire

goodnight

TIL the Japanese don't play Bingo because they're scared of B-29. What does that mean?

I also learned the Japanese hate Christmas because the last time a Fat Man came down their chimney, they lost half their population.

but b only goes to 15

You know

I did not realize that his joke made no sense

until you said that

good job dolf

👏 Thank you for pointing it out

Was hoping someone else would catch it

Gent is the Nazi, right?

yes

dolf is a jew though so

close enough

Is Gent good at math?

idk

idk, the conversation went from racist jokes to Nazi jokes

and someone said Nazis are good at math because they always come up with the Final Solution.

jews are better, they can infinitely add to 6 million

I don't think that makes sense.

How can you infinitely add to a finite number?

easily

Infinitely repeating 0s after the decimal?

there you go

although I should not have written x = there

because that sum diverges

but whatever the jist of the statement is all that matters

To be honest, I don't really remember what that is. I haven't worked with imaginary numbers or sigma notation in almost 15 years.

that is not the imaginary unit i

that is a variable i

the statement is just saying 1 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 +....

Thank you for proving my point even further.

But wouldn't that be going to infinity, not 6 million?

the statement I said was they can infinitely add to 6 million

so they keep adding numbers to the 6 million

And you infinitely add to a finite number how?

easy. 6000000 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + ...

OH

where the ... represents an infinite number of +1s

Sorry, my mistake

I thought you meant add UP TO 6 million

not add to an EXISTING 6 million.

Autistic inability to understand nuance is a hell of a thing huh

Though I can't discern if that's a true statement or not; what if the Jews can't reproduce faster than they die? Won't they eventually stop adding to it because there will be no Jews left, thus making it finite?

Well to just fully explain my joke

it was a play on the nazi statement that "jews keep adding to the holocaust numbers to make it worse than it was"

so they keep adding to the death count

I... was not aware of that.

I've only ever heard the 6 million number.

now that we have fully murdered my joke, we should let it be buried

rest in peace joke

F

That statement comes from how you can find historical accounts of the death number that were lower, so the belief is "they occasionally raise the number of deaths to make it worse"

I believe all holocaust deaths should be reported as opportunity cost to solve this issue. Report the number of dead jews as the number who died plus the hypothetical amount of jewish babies that would have been born from the original deaths, and the deaths of those childrens children, and so on

this would naturally make the number grow exponentially with time

What about all the people that may have potentially converted to Judaism that died during or after WWII?

you can factor for that as well

you just have to make a function that estimates the per capita jewish convert rate

of course, then you also have to factor in jews that lose their faith

Wait, are we going with religious Jews or ethnic Jews?

I assume both

or at least up to nazi standards for who counted

What about Italians that look Jewish but aren't actually Jewish?