general

who the fuck uses grain as a topping

the grain is in the dough you reprobates

Get grained

get corned

They’re going against the grain

Why did nobody say onions

ONION????????????

onion's not bad, i wouldn't say it's a favorite pizza topping

I think it suffers from being the sidekick topping on everyone's metric

i'm incredibly disappointed in my state

that's probably true, gent

I’ve never had the bottom four on pizza

People eat those?

tuna pizza is ok

Sounds odd but I can’t imagine it’s that bad

i can accept tuna

but why carrots

Avocado is used for flatbreads, not pizzas

I think if the carrot is crunchy still

It would be bad

But if it’s mushy it probably just

Blends in

I would think the opposite actually

Well no

You get a stronger carrot flavor

When it’s normal

Thin strings of crunchy carrot could be nice

And carrot and pizza

Definitely could not go well together

I refuse

Carrot is not uncommonly used in marinara sauce

Where it is cooked

Yep

What if they're also thinking of it like a flatbread and not an actual pizza

This is new mexico we're talking about

You don’t see mfers grating carrots over their spaghetti like it’s parmesan

Fresh veggies, chicken or crab, drizzle of aioli

I’m of the opinion that fresh carrot is best on its own

It doesn’t really blend with anything

Mostly the texture

I don’t see any carrots

Ermmm

That’s avocado

I can’t imagine avocado would be bad on most things

Ice cream

They make that

isn't there avocado ice cream

it’s probably fucking disgusting

yes there is ice cream fire

they make puke flavored jelly beans too

Avocado is just like if someone put butter in a plant shell

But rusp

its a super food!

or something

Yeah it’s like butter but less bad

Sweet avocado works

Enlighten us o Californian

It functions a lot like banana

I just think cooking avocado is the one thing to never do

Does an avocado melt if you cook it

Since it’s mostly fat

I’ve never seen it cook

what would you even cook an avocado for

It kind of stiffens?

So all the oil comes out

People have a lot of weird gimmicks these days, fire

And it becomes not tasty

huh

I hate this one

oof

Avocado skins

Tasty

NGL I thought this was supposed to be like

Some kind of potato skin replica

But then I realized

That’s not sour cream and cheese

That is an egg

They bake it

It's also hard to even keep it upright and prevent spilling

I'm going to try that one