general

this joke has gone too far

Don't talk about me behind my back like that

GM

1 Ass

2 Ass

Shift Managers

Crew Leaders

Crew Trainers

Crew Members

where is the captain

next direct is 2/10/2022

L + plundered + no wenches + you have scurvy + marooned + mutiny + no doubloons @reorruatrnte

+ you are captured by the british

+ keelhauled + mutinied + walked the plank + commandeered

carrots???

corn?????

Let's go mushroom

who the fuck uses grain as a topping

the grain is in the dough you reprobates

Get grained

get corned

They’re going against the grain

Why did nobody say onions

ONION????????????

onion's not bad, i wouldn't say it's a favorite pizza topping

I think it suffers from being the sidekick topping on everyone's metric

i'm incredibly disappointed in my state

that's probably true, gent

I’ve never had the bottom four on pizza

People eat those?

tuna pizza is ok

Sounds odd but I can’t imagine it’s that bad

i can accept tuna

but why carrots

I think if the carrot is crunchy still

It would be bad

But if it’s mushy it probably just

Blends in

I would think the opposite actually

Well no

You get a stronger carrot flavor

When it’s normal

Thin strings of crunchy carrot could be nice

And carrot and pizza

Definitely could not go well together

I refuse

Carrot is not uncommonly used in marinara sauce

Where it is cooked

Yep

What if they're also thinking of it like a flatbread and not an actual pizza

This is new mexico we're talking about

You don’t see mfers grating carrots over their spaghetti like it’s parmesan

Fresh veggies, chicken or crab, drizzle of aioli

I’m of the opinion that fresh carrot is best on its own

It doesn’t really blend with anything

Mostly the texture

I don’t see any carrots

Ermmm

That’s avocado

I can’t imagine avocado would be bad on most things

Ice cream

They make that

isn't there avocado ice cream

it’s probably fucking disgusting

yes there is ice cream fire

they make puke flavored jelly beans too

Avocado is just like if someone put butter in a plant shell

But rusp

its a super food!

or something

Yeah it’s like butter but less bad

Sweet avocado works

Enlighten us o Californian