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well, we all know that cold makes things shrink

xbrox has lived in the cold for over 2 decades

I'm impressed she's not <1'' tall by this point

But why are we even talking about this? I thought there are no women on the internet, and xBrox is on the internet, as far as I'm aware.

counter

the survey lists best woman in phijkchu

so there are at least 4 women on the internet

Either that, or Phijkchu isn't actually on the internet.

Maybe a shared hallucination.

we're on phijkchunet

No irl branch yet

honestly we could be a pretty good irl branch

we have enough autism, spooky could put us all in his house as a studio and we could make random bullshit

Who's the biggest retard here?

yeah so

I'm not building a sweatship Pirate

SWEATSHIP

ngl

that was a typo

I did not intend

I love it

Honestly, could have made this a category

we have some heavy contendors

Fuck the joke I was gonna make, you just one-upped me so hard before I even got a chance

didn't we basically

and different people would have different opinions

it's between Karp, Megan, Dunsparce, and Bopit

anyone I'm missing?

Max

does megan really count

b0b is a dumbass, just self aware

also maybe iclude dolfin

actually nvm he took the survey

the category was "retard" though

retard better fits b0b then, he has actual brain hurt

ok, so we have 5

mint

Mint does not count

mint counts

idk pika

i think it's a question of self awareness mostly

Dude, mint does things that I cannot explain with anything other than "is a retard"

Can I run for it for making bad life decisions

no

Mint is pretty high

you're banned from entry polu

Mint's better summed up as Yolo incarnate

drinking to the point of playing hand darts makes you a retard

Honestly, I don't remember the joke I was even going to make now, after Spooky's amazing typo

retard to me, implies a lack of care/awareness due to neurological reasons, not apathy like Mint has

Mint lacks understanding of many things

By "retard," I meant the actual concept of mental retardation.

spooky, mint has neurological deficiencies. At the very least, no natural instinct to self survival

he acts based on pure instinct

you know, I think we can count him

He has no testosterone, ergo, no sense of responsibility

i think the real winner is the "BIG BIG RAT" guy

he sperged out in all caps for like 20 mins in vetting then went through and took the time to delete every message

God

How did I miss that

I must've missed that.

you were alseep

everyone was asleep

it was just me and fire

i think anyway

Then again, I've been in bed for the better part of every day for like the last like three weeks

what was he even sperging about

he took like

15 minutes of roleplaying to explain that he came from the site

and that he found the site from an "urealms group"

this is a guy you banned in the NWRD civil war btw

oh lol

I remember this now

I was not there for it

but I remember hearing about this

we never found out what the urealms group was

By "urealms group," does he mean a group of people playing URealms, as in what Rob distributed for URealms Live?

yes

i assumed some sort of urealms fangroup

actually we found his forum account pretty sure