general

personally i think you should eat an amount of food that is equivalent to the amount of food that you will eat within the time span that you will eat the food, and that the composition of the food you eat should be similar to food.

well said

I think the Blizz devs got it right

are you available to teach the next generation

Steal & drink your co-workers' breast milk

no, my methods cannot be taught

>allowing women in the workplace

only learned on the sea

its blizzard

thats a euphemism for cum

women belong in 40' shipping containers

and nowhere else

I read that as "shopping" containers

i didn't

I read that as 40 inch shipping containers

and was about to call spooky out saying that is too small for xbrox

actually due to my blurry vision the aposotosis mark looks like an asterisk from here

so i did not read it as any meaningful mark in relation to measurement

What if xBrox is, like, the size of Tinkerbell?

doubtful

40* ultra rare shipping container

very valuable

Doubtful, yes. Impossible? No.

yeah if spooky made a gacha you'd have to roll for shipping containers to put the women in

didn't think of that one

well, we all know that cold makes things shrink

xbrox has lived in the cold for over 2 decades

I'm impressed she's not <1'' tall by this point

But why are we even talking about this? I thought there are no women on the internet, and xBrox is on the internet, as far as I'm aware.

counter

the survey lists best woman in phijkchu

so there are at least 4 women on the internet

Either that, or Phijkchu isn't actually on the internet.

Maybe a shared hallucination.

we're on phijkchunet

No irl branch yet

honestly we could be a pretty good irl branch

we have enough autism, spooky could put us all in his house as a studio and we could make random bullshit

Who's the biggest retard here?

yeah so

SWEATSHIP

ngl

that was a typo

I did not intend

I love it

Honestly, could have made this a category

we have some heavy contendors

Fuck the joke I was gonna make, you just one-upped me so hard before I even got a chance

didn't we basically

and different people would have different opinions

it's between Karp, Megan, Dunsparce, and Bopit

anyone I'm missing?

Max

does megan really count

b0b is a dumbass, just self aware

also maybe iclude dolfin

actually nvm he took the survey

the category was "retard" though

retard better fits b0b then, he has actual brain hurt

ok, so we have 5

mint

Mint does not count

mint counts

idk pika

unless you have a very generous definition

i think it's a question of self awareness mostly

Dude, mint does things that I cannot explain with anything other than "is a retard"

Can I run for it for making bad life decisions

no

Mint is pretty high

you're banned from entry polu

Mint's better summed up as Yolo incarnate

drinking to the point of playing hand darts makes you a retard

Honestly, I don't remember the joke I was even going to make now, after Spooky's amazing typo

retard to me, implies a lack of care/awareness due to neurological reasons, not apathy like Mint has

Mint lacks understanding of many things

By "retard," I meant the actual concept of mental retardation.

spooky, mint has neurological deficiencies. At the very least, no natural instinct to self survival

he acts based on pure instinct

you know, I think we can count him