general

Because he was told to via email

without it being repetative

we should do a collab

he gives me the coordinates and i go over there

we let sniffy loose in the call center

that wouldn't work for monetization though

Calling scam centers and subtly introducing them to Lennod lore

My new youtube series

"Umbreon's the neatest" -garbage

@Spooky Phijkchu @Phijkchu_Pikachu

what is this

A transaction I just rung

Someone bought 390 nuggs

dude pog

@Phijkchu_Cynnydaquil what did they buy

A buncha things. I’ll look it over since I saved a copy of the receipt

ok but like

how do you rack up 390 in a dollar store

you buy 390 things

like you have to be buying 390 of the same thing

or very few other things

I think a $1 restaurant would be fun

Costco hot dogs

It was a number of many different items

Like the receipt is almost as tall as me

well you're not that tall so fair

Damn 4 foot tall receipt

Buncha disposable cups plates trays and bowls, shit ton of garbage bags, candles some generic birthday some numbers, plastic eating utensils, napkins, several birthday gift bags, 6 lighters, tape, floor cleaner, powdered bleach, aluminum pans of varying sizes, rolls of aluminum foil, mesh strainers, colanders, stainless steel and plastic spoons and spatulas, potato masters, drain strainers, condiments bottles, tons of pot holders of three different designs, several types of air fresheners of three scents each, Brillo and offbrand Brillo, four different types of sponges, clothespins, gardening gloves, bottle brushes, 3 types of hand soap, some hand sanitizers, calamine lotion, douches, plackers, period pads, qtips, cotton balls, first aid kits, dry erase markers, takis, saltine crackers, shortbread cookies, marshmallow cookies, lays chips and a single Pepsi to drink on the ride home

Must be some party they’re throwing

Were they Mexican

Yes

I never thought of this before, but the One Ring was forged to fit men, not Hobbits, right? In that case, does it resize itself for whomever is possessing it? Because Bilbo and Frodo actually wear the ring, but the Rings of Power were forged by elves for Sauron - three for elves, seven for dwarves, nine for men - and the One Ring was forged by Sauron himself, who was a Maia, roughly the same size of a man. How does the ring fit Hobbits then?

It's magic so yeah it prolly resizes

doesn't it already change size to slip off people's fingers?

I don't remember that, but it's been a long time since I've watched the film, and I haven't read Lord of the Rings because it's so fucking long-winded to even get into the beginning.

who cares tho

I don't think this applies in Tolkein's universe to all magic items; Sting was made as a dagger for elves, but is functionally a short sword for Hobbits.

May not apply to all things, but the ring specifically seems to have a mind of its own in addition to its actual abilities

Oh, so more that it's sentient than magic. I misunderstood.

I didn't explain clearly my b

I'm trying to figure out if it's worth it to fight viacom on the copystrike they put on my channel

I am horribly dating myself by posting this, but this extra fitting because it's a product of Viacom: https://streamable.com/rw6m92

lol rocko's modern life was such a good show

But it was manually claimed by viacom on a video released on October 10th, and it isn't even the whole series just the one video

Which tells me someone had too much time on their hands

Especially cause of how obscure my channel is

old people really love reminding people that they feel old and dated whenever they get a chance to

I won’t because my internet is out for the next day

Top of the afternoon to you Alec

dudes a welder from ohio

not exactly a liberal

and his only enjoyment in life is playing farming simulator

and watching farming videos

I also like buying tools

a wrench is blunt damage, a drill is piercing damage

Wrench

Drill

good choice

I’ll take a cutting torch

I didn't say I feel old and dated, I said I'm dating myself by posting that, because nine times out of ten, if I posted something from 1993, someone else would feel the need to be like "lulz boomer"

Might as well get it out of the way before someone else does.

Damn you are old as shit

i know people that are in their early 30s and act like they're becoming ancient and decrepit

it's honestly obnoxious

I'm sometimes as bitter as someone that's ancient and decrepit, but that's more so when shit happens like Wizards of the Coast making Tieflings a core race, removing alignments from MONSTERS in the MOSNTER Manual, suggesting that half-orcs should be common and not almost exclusively rape babies, etc.

But I don't act ancient or decrepit regularly, just out of touch, but I've been out of touch with people of all age groups since I was like five years old so that's nothing new.

Sauron was significantly bigger than a man, at the very beginning of the book Isildur describes the one ring shrinking down to fit his hand. You can even see this happen in the movie.

My mistake, then. Haven't read the book, and haven't seen the movies in years. Is Sauron always significantly bigger than a man, though?

Apparently they also several ring props made for the movie used during closeup perspective shots, one of which is giant

That's really cool

Sauron probably decided to take a larger form by choice, whereas as Gandalf might’ve wanted to be more personable to humans

Spooky. Please don't shoot up that anime convention I beg of you.

dont do it

so my sister has covid 2 times and now my mom has it and I still havent had it

so im back to wearing a mask in my own house

Masks don’t work like that