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The first and second rules of getting away with any crime: Know the laws surrounding the crime you're going to commit, and DON'T FUCKING ADVERTISE IT TO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT A TIME.

yep

White wine comes from green grapes, but does red wine come from purple or red grapes?

Red grape is the proper name for the darker colored ones, just as red onions and red cabbage are actually purple in color

there is no purple grape

Oh, alright. Didn't know.

oh no

lol.

I can't wait

So my cars head gasket is blown so that just says how my day is going

Clover top waifu

What is this shit

holy shit i forgot this show existed

Totally Spies was basically the 2000s equivalent of Sailor Moon, but made by a French studio.

ok heres a mini rant

whos bright idea was it to make massive pills

imagine not being able to take pills

jew

this pill was 1200 mg

you're fat, you should have a big mouth

like just fucking make it 2 600 mgs

theres no need to make them that big

nah

youm just a pussy

i mean i swallowed it fine as pika said my mouth is big because i inhale food

but its just annoying

Swallow large object is teh funny

like this shit is unneccessary

dolf, can you swallow M&Ms?

or are they too big?

who swallows m&m whole

what the fuck

not "do you only swallow"

but can you?

I have never attempted

but i cant dry swallow things generally

do you swallow anything whole?

well, I guess if you can't dry swallow it'd be hard

bitch im unhealthy you think i eat that bullshit

like boiled peanuts i can

eggs probably because they have moisture

also, when you say "dry swallow" does your mouth not salivate?

no it does

not a lot?

i dont think so

i just tried to swallow an M&M and didnt work well

ok, that actually makes a lot of sense

I've always heard there were people who aren't great at swallowing pills

but hadn't really thought about it

like i just fill my mouth with water and let buoyancy do its thing

but if a pill is like a gram or dense its kinda tricky

I'm the far other end of that spectrum

need to launch it with my tongue

if I'm not careful when I'm eating, I'll literally just swallow food

spooky is a glizzy gobbler

I'll get a head rush if I eat to fast

and I used to think it was just because of eating fast or something

but it's because I'd swallow 50% of my food whole, and it was crushing my windpipe further down my throat or something

Dude

hence the light-headedness

You're not supposed to SWALLOW suppositories.

its not a suppository

its Mucinex

Wait, I'm taking Mucinex right now as well, having no problems with it

its a 1200 mg dose

And if you're having trouble swallowing it, maybe you should try it as a suppository.

i am not shoving things up my ass

that's gay af

don't put anything up your ass

Yeah same, just checked

i am putting nothing near my bussy

speaking of bussy its time to move on from that

1200mg gualfensin, 60mg DXM HBr

the year of bussy is over. the year of gock has arrived

Then have The Rock put it up there, then it won't be gay

He'll just be cutting a promo on how he'll take that tablet, shine it up real nice, turn that some-bitch sideways, and shove it straight up YO CANDY ASS

dunsparce, leave the jokes to funny people like umbreon