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this is hilarious

If LA does not prosecute this bullshit why would they go stop a robber

the cops are right

i can still taste btw

All that whining didn’t sound like “barely”

he sounded like he was dying

constantly

what do you expect from cripples

Bopit was the funniest

his covid transitioned him for ~3 weeks

bopit was like an entirely different person

????????

I had mint voice for 2 days

Bopit literally had his balls invert

tragic covid side effect

classic covid symptom

it makes everyone gay

I was just coughing a lot

It really wasn’t that bad

I felt fully energized

1) A crime is still a crime, even if it's not reported or charges are not filed. 2) If Twitch just lets people get away with this, they'll either be liable to a fuckton of lawsuits or will have to implement automated detection systems on the level of Youtube, where two seconds of audio from a movie or song on your stream by accident will get your stream shut down. 3) Laws are SUBJECTIVE, not OBJECTIVE; it's up to the interpretation(in the US and most first-world countries, at least) of the presiding justice and/or jury as to one is guilty or not guilty of a crime, so whether or not you say something is fair use(most cases this person is probably wrong) means jack shit.

The first and second rules of getting away with any crime: Know the laws surrounding the crime you're going to commit, and DON'T FUCKING ADVERTISE IT TO TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE AT A TIME.

yep

White wine comes from green grapes, but does red wine come from purple or red grapes?

Red grape is the proper name for the darker colored ones, just as red onions and red cabbage are actually purple in color

there is no purple grape

Oh, alright. Didn't know.

oh no

lol.

I can't wait

So my cars head gasket is blown so that just says how my day is going

Clover top waifu

What is this shit

holy shit i forgot this show existed

Totally Spies was basically the 2000s equivalent of Sailor Moon, but made by a French studio.

ok heres a mini rant

whos bright idea was it to make massive pills

jew

this pill was 1200 mg

you're fat, you should have a big mouth

like just fucking make it 2 600 mgs

theres no need to make them that big

nah

youm just a pussy

i mean i swallowed it fine as pika said my mouth is big because i inhale food

but its just annoying

Swallow large object is teh funny

like this shit is unneccessary

dolf, can you swallow M&Ms?

or are they too big?

who swallows m&m whole

what the fuck

not "do you only swallow"

but can you?

I have never attempted

but i cant dry swallow things generally

do you swallow anything whole?

berries, nuts, eggs?

well, I guess if you can't dry swallow it'd be hard

bitch im unhealthy you think i eat that bullshit

like boiled peanuts i can

eggs probably because they have moisture

also, when you say "dry swallow" does your mouth not salivate?

no it does

not a lot?

i dont think so

i just tried to swallow an M&M and didnt work well

ok, that actually makes a lot of sense

I've always heard there were people who aren't great at swallowing pills

but hadn't really thought about it

like i just fill my mouth with water and let buoyancy do its thing

but if a pill is like a gram or dense its kinda tricky

I'm the far other end of that spectrum

need to launch it with my tongue

if I'm not careful when I'm eating, I'll literally just swallow food

spooky is a glizzy gobbler