general

Both are about the same short length and about equally dumb

I personally

love our cops

so I'd like to hear how the boys in blue

got along with assistant deputy vice manager Vinny

So somewhere between 7:45 and 8:15 some cops come into the store to question one of the customers

As it turns out this customer had just been in an argument with someone who works at the shop rite across the street

They didn’t want her dog in the store

She decided to spit in the guys face

take a page out of my book

and cut the animal in half

never fails

and wtf, police were called over minor BS like that

Yeah

they should have tazed 'em both

Like I said

Dumb

Like

lol

If the dog was causing a problem I’d understand

But the dog is well behaved

And while I don’t believe her claims that it’s a service dog,

It’s never caused a problem in my store so I find it hard to believe it would in shop rite

Of course there’s a history with the chick, she’s a god damn psycho but yknow

that seems minor at least

I was worried they were literally called on your store

what was the homeless lady like?

Homeless lady like to spend dumb amounts of time at the store to the point Steph set a time limit for her of one hour

So of course she slipped back in while I wasn't looking,

And decided the best way to spend her time was to sit on a stack of boxes read a book and block the aisle

Like if you wanna evade the management and use a store as shelter cause you're homeless

Don't do things that would bring attention to yourself

do you really want to get surprised by a homeless woman though?

turn a corner

and she's hiding or smt

Well

No

But it's hard to miss her cause she's super obese

>obese

>homeless

I don't know

tell her to go on more walks

Walking is all she does

does she eat the squirrels?

She stole a shop rite cart and drags it around wherever she goes

maybe that's it

I took a gamble with google to get this picture but she's not far from this, a bit bigger, hunched over, and with fucked up hair and glasses

how are you obese and also homeless

are you sure she isn't pretend homeless?

She practically lives on the side of the building so yes

what if she does it for the thrill vinny

the thrill of acting like a homeless person

If if ever comes to light that she's only pretending to be homeless I would actually murder this woman

ok, keep us updated

Remember the old adage "don't feed the animals"

lol

lol

if a news camera ever shows up at your door

it's never anything good

why even open up

I’m the only one in my family without Covid despite being the only one without the vaccine

lol

They keep making me test myself because they don’t understand why I don’t have it

Sorry family

Im just built different

surprised your dad got vaccinated

He travels a lot

He didn’t want to get it

But he did because it would make his life easier

interesting

yeah seems like your dad

he’s pretty conspiratorial

Are capybaras your new thing now

do capybaras eat meat?

spooky does that look like a carnivor to you?