general
Sunday, December 5, 2021
I'm sure it'll break soon
but we probably can get a couple more months out of it
Are based in NC full time now?
Or are you driving NC to MI every other week
@Spooky Phijkchu @Phijkchu_Pikachu wanna hear the newest dumb shit from work
yes of course
Do you wanna hear about the homeless lady or the cops first
you get fired for drugging a customer?
Both are about the same short length and about equally dumb
I personally
love our cops
so I'd like to hear how the boys in blue
got along with assistant deputy vice manager Vinny
So somewhere between 7:45 and 8:15 some cops come into the store to question one of the customers
As it turns out this customer had just been in an argument with someone who works at the shop rite across the street
They didn’t want her dog in the store
She decided to spit in the guys face
take a page out of my book
and cut the animal in half
never fails
and wtf, police were called over minor BS like that
they should have tazed 'em both
Like I said
If the dog was causing a problem I’d understand
But the dog is well behaved
And while I don’t believe her claims that it’s a service dog,
It’s never caused a problem in my store so I find it hard to believe it would in shop rite
Of course there’s a history with the chick, she’s a god damn psycho but yknow
that seems minor at least
I was worried they were literally called on your store
what was the homeless lady like?
Homeless lady like to spend dumb amounts of time at the store to the point Steph set a time limit for her of one hour
So of course she slipped back in while I wasn't looking,
And decided the best way to spend her time was to sit on a stack of boxes read a book and block the aisle
Like if you wanna evade the management and use a store as shelter cause you're homeless
Don't do things that would bring attention to yourself
do you really want to get surprised by a homeless woman though?
turn a corner
and she's hiding or smt
But it's hard to miss her cause she's super obese
>obese
>homeless
I don't know
tell her to go on more walks
Walking is all she does
does she eat the squirrels?
She stole a shop rite cart and drags it around wherever she goes
maybe that's it
I took a gamble with google to get this picture but she's not far from this, a bit bigger, hunched over, and with fucked up hair and glasses
I don't know
She practically lives on the side of the building so yes
If if ever comes to light that she's only pretending to be homeless I would actually murder this woman
Monday, December 6, 2021
if a news camera ever shows up at your door
it's never anything good
why even open up
