general

he also tried to run the owner of a boardgame enthusiast place over with his car

more recently (like 2015) he became trans

and got a taint piercing which he refered to as his unclit

it got infected

and people had to beg him to go to a doctor

he believes that there is a dimensional merger going on, that my little ponies, the characters from neptunia, his sonic pokemon crossover characters, etc, are real

some highlights I skipped over -He had a medallion of his sonic pikachu character. A troll tricked him into breaking it into pieces and shoving the pieces up his ass on video

i believe Chris Chan is a government run social experiment

i love chris chan

-he recycled his own cum by mixing it with fanta orange and drinking it

-his parents payed girls in his highschool to be friends with him, so he has a lot of pictures of him being surrounded by girls from that era

-chris might actually be the worlds first brony, before it became a thing

-he got into a youtube battle with someone pretending to be him, called liquid chris. The guy would release videos pretending to talk like chris, and they even had a music/rap battle to prove who was the real chris

-chris got scammed out of thousands of dollars because trolls convinced him that they placed a lasor on the moon, and were going to use it to blow up cwcville (his fictional town in sonichu lore) if he did not pay them in playstation gift cards

He even is in an issue of Nintendo power

He got mad because he lost a parappa the rappa contest to appropriately aged contestants

rusp can chime in on anything I am missing of note if he wants

but that is a basic tl;dr on chris lore

so nigga is built different

oh and he is in a lot of debt because his 90 year old mom buys shit on shopping channels and took a reverse morgage out on their house

Just watch the documentary it's like good background listening

so when she dies, he is fucked

its currently 58 parts

only reaches 2017

You can also look forward to the jim can't swim video in a year

should i wasted my life by watching all of it?

watch it as background noise while you farming simulator

i think pika's summaries of notable stories are good enough

He also burnt down his house

true I forgot about that

i did not hear about this

wtf

bet im gonna watch the whole thing now

his house did get burnt down because they are horders so its super unsafe

he had an electric coffee brewer or something plugged into a bathroom socket through the door

use of the door probably stripped the chord

and all the shit (hoarders) caught fire

thats a classic clip

LISTEN TO ME

"If the health department see's those videos, they could condemn our house"

-fast forward, house burns down

OH

I forgot

there exists videos of chris fucking a blow up doll

because trolls convinced him they were girls, and told him to do it

God I love chris lore

I love this image

which is a reference to this image drawn by chris

also this, him wearing a sportsbra that says want woman!

Chris Devouring His Straw

Also this image of his cock

I love that this shit

is trending worldwide

how often is some autist fucking his mom world news

That's double layered as it's also a traced image of this painting

yeah that's why I love it

i mean it was obviously saturn eating his son

thats why its a classic work of art

yeah I thought it went without saying

hence I didn't say it

lmfao

oh god

LOL

a step too far for shadman

thats so funny

thats how you know its fucked

since he drew keemstars underaged daughter

when even he wont draw it

yeah, like shad is actually fucked

Professionals have standards

So