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Friday, July 30, 2021
autistic person from viriginia. He is probably he most documented person in history
Rusp, like 3-4 people here did not know who he was
I had to explain it to them
its closer to 30 hours
50+ episodes, ~40 mins an episode
autistic kid created a fusion of sonic and pikachu called sonichu
published his comic online
internet people found it
decided to troll him
because he is autistic, he fell for the trolling a lot
he was on a love quest to find a boyfriend free girl
because he wanted love
trolls would trick him into thinking they were a boyfriend free girl and pretend to date him
one of my favorites was when he went to a mall with one such girl, and another troll showed up in a pickle outfit (chris hates pickles) and cucked him and took his girl
he later went on to fight the good fight (sonics arms being blue in sonic boom, they should not be blue)
he would go to gamestop to protest
he maced a gamestop employee
he also tried to run the owner of a boardgame enthusiast place over with his car
more recently (like 2015) he became trans
and got a taint piercing which he refered to as his unclit
it got infected
and people had to beg him to go to a doctor
he believes that there is a dimensional merger going on, that my little ponies, the characters from neptunia, his sonic pokemon crossover characters, etc, are real
some highlights I skipped over
-He had a medallion of his sonic pikachu character. A troll tricked him into breaking it into pieces and shoving the pieces up his ass on video
-he recycled his own cum by mixing it with fanta orange and drinking it
-his parents payed girls in his highschool to be friends with him, so he has a lot of pictures of him being surrounded by girls from that era
-chris might actually be the worlds first brony, before it became a thing
-he got into a youtube battle with someone pretending to be him, called liquid chris. The guy would release videos pretending to talk like chris, and they even had a music/rap battle to prove who was the real chris
-chris got scammed out of thousands of dollars because trolls convinced him that they placed a lasor on the moon, and were going to use it to blow up cwcville (his fictional town in sonichu lore) if he did not pay them in playstation gift cards
He got mad because he lost a parappa the rappa contest to appropriately aged contestants
rusp can chime in on anything I am missing of note if he wants
but that is a basic tl;dr on chris lore
oh and he is in a lot of debt because his 90 year old mom buys shit on shopping channels and took a reverse morgage out on their house
so when she dies, he is fucked
its currently 58 parts
only reaches 2017
watch it as background noise while you farming simulator
true I forgot about that
his house did get burnt down because they are horders so its super unsafe
he had an electric coffee brewer or something plugged into a bathroom socket through the door
use of the door probably stripped the chord
and all the shit (hoarders) caught fire
thats a classic clip
LISTEN TO ME
"If the health department see's those videos, they could condemn our house"
-fast forward, house burns down
I forgot
there exists videos of chris fucking a blow up doll
because trolls convinced him they were girls, and told him to do it
God I love chris lore
I love this image
which is a reference to this image drawn by chris
also this, him wearing a sportsbra that says want woman!
Also this image of his cock