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I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

think of that what you will

shut the fuck up

bopit

I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you. I’ll always be waiting for you.

pika calculate the odds of that

next assignment

Every year, 80+% of students in my program go directly to the states after they graduate. I couldn't find anything good there except garbage startups that paid like shit by US standards, so I had to return to one of my old Canadian coops. I want to pretend that COVID is the real reason, but I feel like that's just a huge cope. I am ashamed to only make $140k CAD. I know it sounds retarded, but it's true. I can't even talk to anyone about my job without feeling inadequate and it's seriously impacting my motivation to do anything. My mom keeps telling me about her friends kids who are making $200k+. It's hard to even care about my job now because all I want to do is leave as soon as possible. I might even get fired because I just don't want to be there. Does anyone else feel like this? A group coping session would help me. This is like failing an exam and hoping the whole class failed so I can feel better.

god every time I click pinned

I see fire's cock

nice

My point is that during that "era" of 30 years, we had a higher precentage of good shit being released, more overly great bangers compared to 2010-2020. NOTHING HERE IMPLIES that 2010-2020 is worse AT ALL, infact I have some genuine favorites from this time frame, however I'm looking at it like I look at anime, 2000s-2017 or so just had a higher precentage of good anime, it was a peak in time IMO, there's been some after that that are better sure, but there's MORE GOOD ONES, its a "golden age" per se

who is the other new person?

we banned him

and by we I mean max

because he was cringe

posted like

500 images

the guy who posted 1000 terrible normie memes

cringe

i told one of real life friends that i joined a discord cult and he wants to join i dont know if he should

well i hate to tell you this

but we can't have more ohioans

there's a cap

you'll have to kill another one first

he has no idea who rob is

that's fine

i don't even know who rob is anymore

not everyone here joined for rob

none of us do

see the thing is, if you invite your real life friend then we just have a second bio

who is rusp's real life friend

or my guy who got banned

that guy's in the army now though

not the navy?

no he was all in on the esoteric hitler shit of course he was going in the army

sad

can I be honest with you guys

yes

go ahead

no

we frown upon liars in this server so yes by all means be honest

Don't be too honest because I hate overly honest people here

clock told me about this place and I asked him to invite me he was like "yeah I'm about to get banned for these memes you should come watch"

the truth comes out

lmfao

he's a friend of mine and yes he is autistic

you are based so you can stay

lol

based

clip me calling clock an unfunny retard

also say sorry I slept through him being banned

Let clock in but give him a 6 hour slow mode

i dont think you can slow mode per person can you

no

should be a feature

id put lamp on like a 500 day slow mode

Pika would just post for him via dms

Negging really works on pika

give him a special chat that only he can post in and no one else can see with a 6 hour slow mode

make him share with karp

the poop labyrinth

that used to be a punishment in a server I'm in

if you broke rules you'd get sent to the poop labyrinth

how old are you?

18

whats your social security

my birthday is april 27th 2003

365-21-7778

i thought you are like 12

I've got my card in my wallet here let me go get it

it starts with a 2

696 96 9696 is mine

the king of comedy is back

Ban him but re add him in a day

What are you, some sort of taxi driver?

ohhhh fuck me

no thank you

I mean you can remove image permissions from users, that could help stop the flow of awful memes

I honestly do not want him back