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why can't it be 62%

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

:troll:

weak

wait

was there a second new person

after the first one

yes

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ pedophiles. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute little mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick penis slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the semen more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her soft slender thighs, penis poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal vagina, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with semen, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It is truly nasty how you'd stroke your hands all over her hairless body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that penis is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot semen spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered vagina for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her hands dig into your back as she feels your penis hardening inside her again. You're all sick.

did they both look for porn

bob is the second new person

he's cool, he plays fire emblem

oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

this one claims to have found the server by randomly typing stuff looking for server links

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more. God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it. My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be. I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

think of that what you will

shut the fuck up

bopit

I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you. I’ll always be waiting for you.

pika calculate the odds of that

next assignment

Every year, 80+% of students in my program go directly to the states after they graduate. I couldn't find anything good there except garbage startups that paid like shit by US standards, so I had to return to one of my old Canadian coops. I want to pretend that COVID is the real reason, but I feel like that's just a huge cope. I am ashamed to only make $140k CAD. I know it sounds retarded, but it's true. I can't even talk to anyone about my job without feeling inadequate and it's seriously impacting my motivation to do anything. My mom keeps telling me about her friends kids who are making $200k+. It's hard to even care about my job now because all I want to do is leave as soon as possible. I might even get fired because I just don't want to be there. Does anyone else feel like this? A group coping session would help me. This is like failing an exam and hoping the whole class failed so I can feel better.

god every time I click pinned

I see fire's cock

nice

My point is that during that "era" of 30 years, we had a higher precentage of good shit being released, more overly great bangers compared to 2010-2020. NOTHING HERE IMPLIES that 2010-2020 is worse AT ALL, infact I have some genuine favorites from this time frame, however I'm looking at it like I look at anime, 2000s-2017 or so just had a higher precentage of good anime, it was a peak in time IMO, there's been some after that that are better sure, but there's MORE GOOD ONES, its a "golden age" per se

who is the other new person?

we banned him

and by we I mean max

because he was cringe

posted like

500 images

the guy who posted 1000 terrible normie memes

cringe

i told one of real life friends that i joined a discord cult and he wants to join i dont know if he should

well i hate to tell you this

but we can't have more ohioans

there's a cap

you'll have to kill another one first

he has no idea who rob is

i don't even know who rob is anymore

not everyone here joined for rob

none of us do

see the thing is, if you invite your real life friend then we just have a second bio

who is rusp's real life friend

or my guy who got banned

that guy's in the army now though

not the navy?

no he was all in on the esoteric hitler shit of course he was going in the army

sad

can I be honest with you guys

yes

go ahead

yes

no

we frown upon liars in this server so yes by all means be honest

Don't be too honest because I hate overly honest people here

clock told me about this place and I asked him to invite me he was like "yeah I'm about to get banned for these memes you should come watch"

the truth comes out

lmfao

he's a friend of mine and yes he is autistic

you are based so you can stay

lol

based

clip me calling clock an unfunny retard

also say sorry I slept through him being banned

Let clock in but give him a 6 hour slow mode

i dont think you can slow mode per person can you

no

should be a feature

id put lamp on like a 500 day slow mode

Pika would just post for him via dms

Negging really works on pika

give him a special chat that only he can post in and no one else can see with a 6 hour slow mode

make him share with karp

the poop labyrinth

that used to be a punishment in a server I'm in

if you broke rules you'd get sent to the poop labyrinth

how old are you?

18