general

making sauce is dumb

Yes

making hot sauce is

not that bad

Max's ideal meal experience involves getting punched in the head

gent hot stuff is just good

Maxochist

you wouldnt understand

Max’s ideal experience is having stuff flow from every orifice

That’s how you know it’s hot

i grew up eating really really hot stuff

I can help with that

like i got a

package of like 10 hot sauces

I can make blood flow from every orifice of yours

for christmas

Wow

That’s cool

some of them extremely fucking hot

You all have never had heat in your life so you dont understand

its like a minigame during the loading screen in a game

its something to do

Max’s dream is to be on that hot wings eating YouTube channel

Okay phone

There is good heat in some foods, yes

Maxi pad

You have to understand

I eat super hot stuff on somewhat regular occasions

There is no benefit

I don't want casual snacks to cause me pain though

yeah like your own shit

LOL

I eat people

Heat is dumb

Did you just call him hot shit

no

And only makes people with crossed wires feel happy or something

isnt shit hot

its in your body

warm

spooky i bet

for sure

i can beat you in spice

i have no doubt

id win

I bet I can beat you in spice max

I have no nerves in my mouth

Monster tells human that they could win in competition

Spicy fried chicken can be good

the hottest thing in the world I've eaten was some chicken from a local place up here

But I only like spicy food if it's alongside something to cool it down immediately, like bleu cheese dressing or ranch

see uh

I'd wave the white flag if you could eat that

The hottest thing I ate was a Carolina reaper

dan youre the other heat person here

I think super super hot is novelty

It made me hiccup

Why Rusp

And sweat

do you understand the feeling where

Other than that it did nothing

its so hot

you stop feeling the heat

Idk man

Yes

Gotta experience it once!

okay

That's called killing your taste buds

im just making sure thats not a me thing

yeah but its like

reaching nirvanna

like im buddha

I just have a very high pain tolerance

and i just reached heat enlightment

No you're a WOMAN

hiccups and sweating come after that Max

not before

It like it because it means I can actually think about tasting

Instead of thinking about

^