general

only tears and snot

I’m a lizard

This says a lot

I sweat easily

If it gets above like

66

Was going to be 65

i love the home made hot sauce we make here

But 66 it is

its super super super thin

Someone drag rusp to Arizona

No

and it goes in basically anything soupy

He’ll literally die

so ramen, any soups or broths

It’s be funny

it just adds a huge kick

making hot sauce is way too much work

My work environment is like 60 degrees

And I love it

That’s very cool

we grow peppers already

for pepper flakes

which i also put in my ramen

it's like people who grind their own mustard

flavor packet + hot sauce (thin) + pepper flakes

huge heat huge love

It’s like people who make their own Mayo

Making sauce like that shit at home is stupid

sure it's better, but not appreciably enough to make my own

Very easy

mayo is just egg and oil though

making sauce is dumb

Yes

making hot sauce is

not that bad

Max's ideal meal experience involves getting punched in the head

gent hot stuff is just good

Maxochist

you wouldnt understand

That’s how you know it’s hot

i grew up eating really really hot stuff

I can help with that

like i got a

package of like 10 hot sauces

I can make blood flow from every orifice of yours

for christmas

Wow

That’s cool

some of them extremely fucking hot

You all have never had heat in your life so you dont understand

its like a minigame during the loading screen in a game

its something to do

Max’s dream is to be on that hot wings eating YouTube channel

Okay phone

There is good heat in some foods, yes

Maxi pad

You have to understand

I eat super hot stuff on somewhat regular occasions

There is no benefit

I don't want casual snacks to cause me pain though

yeah like your own shit

LOL

I eat people

Heat is dumb

Did you just call him hot shit

no

And only makes people with crossed wires feel happy or something

isnt shit hot

its in your body

warm

I hope a real nashville chicken place open up in Richmond Max, so you can experience real spice

spooky i bet

for sure

i can beat you in spice

i have no doubt

id win

I bet I can beat you in spice max

I have no nerves in my mouth

Monster tells human that they could win in competition