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The new Air Jordan's are coming out next week
You have last year's Air Jordan's, they cost you $500
When the new ones come out, the value of yours will drop to $200
Me, a Jew, knows this, so I offer you $20 to borrow your Air Jordan's for 2 weeks, you take it because it's free $20.
I take your Ar Jordan's and sell them for $500, when next week comes around and the new Air Jordan's are released, I buy a pair of last year's Air Jordan's for $200 and I give them to you.
You made $20, I made $180. That's the plan.
Except this time, after The new Air Jordan's came out, and before I could buy a new pair of the old Jordan's to give back to you, Reddit decided to buy all the pairs of last years Air Jordan's.
I need a pair to give back to you, so I offer $200 to a Redditor to buy a pair from him - he says "no". None of the Redditors are selling their Jordan's. I need those Jordan's, so I offer $300, and they still say "no"
Meanwhile you're asking me "where the fuck are my Jordan's cracker?!"
and I'm like "oy vey I'm sorry schvartze, I will make it up to you, I will give you $20 every week until I get the Jordan's back"
Surely reddit will sell me Jordan's at some point, I offer them $500 fir a pair, they still say "no"
I owe you Jordan's I can't get, because I can't get them and I need them, the value keeps going up, and until I can get them, I have to keep paying you. I'm just losing money and there is no way to stop it.
Imagine this on a billion dollar scale.
