@Moviegoers
general
Wednesday, January 27, 2021
In case anyone wants to watch Goosebumps, the 90s TV show
she looks evil
why is there so much music in this?
you only remember this
because of Smash
I think Psycho Goreman is going to show up
>>305404773
The new Air Jordan's are coming out next week
You have last year's Air Jordan's, they cost you $500
When the new ones come out, the value of yours will drop to $200
Me, a Jew, knows this, so I offer you $20 to borrow your Air Jordan's for 2 weeks, you take it because it's free $20.
I take your Ar Jordan's and sell them for $500, when next week comes around and the new Air Jordan's are released, I buy a pair of last year's Air Jordan's for $200 and I give them to you.
You made $20, I made $180. That's the plan.
Except this time, after The new Air Jordan's came out, and before I could buy a new pair of the old Jordan's to give back to you, Reddit decided to buy all the pairs of last years Air Jordan's.
I need a pair to give back to you, so I offer $200 to a Redditor to buy a pair from him - he says "no". None of the Redditors are selling their Jordan's. I need those Jordan's, so I offer $300, and they still say "no"
Meanwhile you're asking me "where the fuck are my Jordan's cracker?!"
and I'm like "oy vey I'm sorry schvartze, I will make it up to you, I will give you $20 every week until I get the Jordan's back"
Surely reddit will sell me Jordan's at some point, I offer them $500 fir a pair, they still say "no"
I owe you Jordan's I can't get, because I can't get them and I need them, the value keeps going up, and until I can get them, I have to keep paying you. I'm just losing money and there is no way to stop it.
Imagine this on a billion dollar scale.
too old
that girl is 23
the boy is 16
I looked it up Gent
right when we started
SLIME
lmao
that car
DUDE
ahahahaha