Message in #general · Neon Genesis Phijkchu

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:20 PM general

I wish I had a tiny clone of John Money

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 12:20 PM general

would you fuck with him

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 12:20 PM general

he didn't do anything

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:21 PM general

Would it be right for you to cut off his penis and raise him as a female?

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:21 PM general

I wish I could bring Jefferson to the future

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:21 PM general

And then make him fuck a tiny clone of his brother?

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:21 PM general

So he would have stopped the first amendment for mentally ill people

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:22 PM general

That’s so true

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:22 PM general

Everyday is pick him up and rub him against sandpaper for a minute

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:22 PM general

I’m sure his first order of business would be stopping the trannies

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

Or you could do that sandpaper conveyor belt meme

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

what

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

Step 1) full jar with viscous liquid Step 2) put in jar

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

Wait for it to radiate

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

Liquids boil on radiators

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

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Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:23 PM general

Are you telling us to put Jefferson in a cum jar rusp

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

John money

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

Lmao what the fuck gent

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

I’ve never seen that

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

Why metal though

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

Is it weird that I’ve independently thought of that

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 12:24 PM general

thats hilarious

Dialga Dec 9, 2020 12:25 PM general

that's a pretty brutal torture method

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:29 PM general

I’m a fan of mickeys dick smasher

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:29 PM general

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:30 PM general

"girl stands here and gets their dick smashed"

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

Inclusive design

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

Mint can go in

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

“Girl stands here and gets their dick *mashed”

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

Get it right Dan

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

what

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

why dont they call it the dick masher then

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

Because fuck you

reorruatrnte Dec 9, 2020 12:31 PM general

smasher is better for marketting

reorruatrnte Dec 9, 2020 12:32 PM general

while mashing is a better actual method

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:32 PM general

Smasher makes it sound like you are doing the smashing

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:32 PM general

You are smashing the dick

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:32 PM general

When in reality you are the one getting mashed

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

This is my other design

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

reorruatrnte Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

is it already detached

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

No

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

how did you get your dick stuck

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:33 PM general

Hangs too low

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:34 PM general

Train fetishism

reorruatrnte Dec 9, 2020 12:34 PM general

yeah is it buried in the ground or wedged inbetween rails or something

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:34 PM general

brings a whole new meaning to tranny

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:34 PM general

trainy

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:34 PM general

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Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:35 PM general

Thanks raj

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:35 PM general

what kind of train driver gets death threats

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:35 PM general

The one who fucked your mom

Dolfin Dec 9, 2020 12:35 PM general

White

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:36 PM general

😠

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:36 PM general

Guess he ran a train on her

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:36 PM general

That was the joke

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:36 PM general

Yeah, the joke I made

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:37 PM general

ruspannoyed

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:37 PM general

Me, about to kill Asians

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:37 PM general

you wouldnt

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:37 PM general

If you kill all the asians then we can't steal the election anymore

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:37 PM general

You’re about to spit out cereal buddy

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:38 PM general

he will never kill asians

Rusp Dec 9, 2020 12:40 PM general

🩸😑🪓ruspangry

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:41 PM general

spits out cereal

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:42 PM general

Did you really have to take out bio like that

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:42 PM general

He was gonna do it himself anyway

heir Dec 9, 2020 12:59 PM general

i looked away and suddenly it's all russia

Gent Dec 9, 2020 12:59 PM general

всегда был

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 12:59 PM general

is there a problem?

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:36 PM general

I just realized how fucked this name change is

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:36 PM general

we moved politics chat

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:36 PM general

then changed all the names

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:36 PM general

that is going to be confusing for a bit lmao

RIBA Dec 9, 2020 1:38 PM general

Are you saying you can’t read Russian

Dialga Dec 9, 2020 1:39 PM general

i can't read it

Dialga Dec 9, 2020 1:40 PM general

though I think Anime and meme is still obvious

Dialga Dec 9, 2020 1:40 PM general

funnily enough

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:45 PM general

robot chat is obvious too

Phijkchu_Pikachu Dec 9, 2020 1:46 PM general

also I was just informed that my 14? year old cousin is pregnant

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