general

I still think making language itself less straightforward for 0.1% of the population is insane

Because it fucks up language

It’s they’s water bottle

Fucking speak English

It’s only .059%

Actually

0.046% of the population

yeah, my statement stands, less than 0.1% is even more insane

My joke was suicide

I think the real solution is just investing in better surgical technology so that dudes can just look like women, that way it isnt confusing

Thank you thank you

It’s just lying that people accepted

the solution is a glock

The solution is gex

gexit

Gex

Gender exit

I wish I had a tiny clone of John Money

would you fuck with him

he didn't do anything

Would it be right for you to cut off his penis and raise him as a female?

I wish I could bring Jefferson to the future

And then make him fuck a tiny clone of his brother?

So he would have stopped the first amendment for mentally ill people

That’s so true

Everyday is pick him up and rub him against sandpaper for a minute

I’m sure his first order of business would be stopping the trannies

Or you could do that sandpaper conveyor belt meme

what

Step 1) full jar with viscous liquid Step 2) put in jar

Wait for it to radiate

Liquids boil on radiators

Are you telling us to put Jefferson in a cum jar rusp

John money

Lmao what the fuck gent

I’ve never seen that

Why metal though

Is it weird that I’ve independently thought of that

thats hilarious

I’m a fan of mickeys dick smasher

"girl stands here and gets their dick smashed"

Inclusive design

Mint can go in

“Girl stands here and gets their dick *mashed”

Get it right Dan

what

why dont they call it the dick masher then

Because fuck you

smasher is better for marketting

while mashing is a better actual method

Smasher makes it sound like you are doing the smashing

You are smashing the dick

When in reality you are the one getting mashed

This is my other design

is it already detached

No

how did you get your dick stuck

Hangs too low

Train fetishism

yeah is it buried in the ground or wedged inbetween rails or something

brings a whole new meaning to tranny

trainy

Thanks raj

what kind of train driver gets death threats

The one who fucked your mom

White

Guess he ran a train on her

That was the joke

Yeah, the joke I made

Me, about to kill Asians

you wouldnt

If you kill all the asians then we can't steal the election anymore

You’re about to spit out cereal buddy

he will never kill asians