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Tfw the game was rigged from the start

👨‍🦽 pistol 😑

MFW I’m taller than the average asian without legs

Congrats on being taller than legless asians, legless white guy

I win

I can’t feel pain

I throw water on you, you short circuit

I opted for water proof DUMBASS

I’m a coomer you know

I injected you with water

You got a needle into my

Metal and hard plastic

Yes.

Okay

I take off my hand and slit your throat with my hidden dagger

I win

I throw poop at you, it mucks up all your joints

You hit my body double because your eyes are shit

I have two arms

I can hit both

You take a severe aim penalty because your joints are all stuck together

I shoot you with my gun hand

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (2) = 2

I win

You miss because it's attached to your arm

I shoot you with my handgun

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (2) = 2

I win

I shoot you with my gun

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (4) = 4

I win

No you don't

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (4) = 4

???

I jump in front of the bullet

/r d6

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d6 = (2) = 2

It is absorbed leaving no trace of damage

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (1) = 1

oh no

You explode and die

my blood hits you

/r d6

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d6 = (1) = 1

Magic johnson aids blood

Wow

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (6) = 6

The blood hits everything but me

And is aids blood

Yeah, he looks old alright

he defiantly wasnt as heavy as i thought he was when i picked him up yesterday

>defiantly

auto correct never helps

hence why you turn it off

no i used discords

just read the word wrong

oh

lol

Dolf, that good boy is one chonkery pupperino. I bet your doggo was a real woofer,just look at all that floof. I totes wantt to boop the doge snoot.

that is the last thing i did lol

the vet put him on the sedatives they use before they put them in surgery

he was asleep in like 20 seconds

then we left before she put him under

oh, when you said soon like an hour ago

you meant soon soon

not in a couple days soon

yes

when we were there he couldnt even stand up

If you need a dumb idea to pitch to you parents