general

ahhh

Important part is that it's a small dog, meaning it'll live a while

It’s also pure white so he has superior genes

Do you have pure white hair?

Yes

Fuckin WEEB

If anyone in here has blonde hair we kill them

Deal??

Fuckin HEBE

We’re going to kill all blonde hair people

Dark brown hair supremacy

Tfw I'm among Rusp's ubermensch class

Erm... are you going to... emote at all??

??

😑 ❓

Tfw the game was rigged from the start

👨‍🦽 pistol 😑

MFW I’m taller than the average asian without legs

Congrats on being taller than legless asians, legless white guy

I win

I can’t feel pain

I throw water on you, you short circuit

I opted for water proof DUMBASS

I’m a coomer you know

I injected you with water

You got a needle into my

Metal and hard plastic

Yes.

Okay

I take off my hand and slit your throat with my hidden dagger

I win

I throw poop at you, it mucks up all your joints

You hit my body double because your eyes are shit

I have two arms

You take a severe aim penalty because your joints are all stuck together

I shoot you with my gun hand

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (2) = 2

I win

You miss because it's attached to your arm

I shoot you with my handgun

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (2) = 2

I win

I shoot you with my gun

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (4) = 4

I win

No you don't

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (4) = 4

I win

???

I jump in front of the bullet

/r d6

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d6 = (2) = 2

It is absorbed leaving no trace of damage

/r d6

@Rusp: d6 = (1) = 1

oh no

You explode and die

my blood hits you

/r d6

@Phijkchu_Pikachu: d6 = (1) = 1

Magic johnson aids blood

Wow

/r d6

@Gent: d6 = (6) = 6

The blood hits everything but me

And is aids blood

Yeah, he looks old alright

he defiantly wasnt as heavy as i thought he was when i picked him up yesterday