general

use tweasers and an eyedropper

to eat ramen

rusp should pretend he is a bear and just use the claws to shovel food into his mouth

Turkey baster

would probably be faster

and more efficinet like he likes

Chopsticks just make me mad because they are retarded

see, these are just better forks

yeah

those

also spooky why does it look like that man is clawing apart dog shit

It’s pork

I know

it just looks like dog shit a little bit

Pulled pork

Do dogs shit white

the dark brown parts I mean

those meat claws are pretty based

the lighter is obvioiusly pork

It’s charred

I want to kill someone with those

yeah I realize that

You fucking trog

everyone drinks the broth at the end

bopit only eats rare meat

right?

if you don't you're fucking stupid

Of course

that shit is so good

The broth is the best part

Ramen is too salty

for sure

I have never had ramen so no

Makes me want to die

no fucking shit sherlock

Noodles are just filler

we're gona have one person

who doesnt drink the brother

im calling it

Max

kick them if there is

so

I don't drink all the broth

ITS DAN

HE SAID SO

i have a small stomach

but

oh no

I don’t eat ramen because I’m american

I TOLD YOu

ONE PERSON

Dude

dan is more of a woman then max

So I don’t drink it

what the fuck

CONTRARIAN

I actually bought like 100 straws

just to drink ramen broth

its not like i dont like it

woah woah owah

Bopit

its just i literally cannot sometimes

dan your fucked

a straw

what

Straws?

STRAWS

STRAWS???

EXCUSE ME

You don’t use straws on warm liquid

YOU PICK THE FUCKING BOWL UP

AND CHUG

get the fuck out of here

bruh the bowl I use is huge and annnoying to pick up

anyways thanks for taking the heat bopit

Attaboy bopit

you drink soup with a straw

fucking idiot