general

i just swirl up the ramen

like spin it

if i have to use chopsticks

but that doesnt make sense!

Why do you use chopsticks

Ever

just literally fuck pick up the food and eat it

you are a weeb

thats when

there isnt a science

there is literally no reason rusp

to it

use your hands, the chad way

That’s what I’m saying

stick hand in bowl of ramen

Why do you use chopsticks

we were out of forks

Ordinarily I’d agree with Rusp

Stop being weebs

i use a sponge to soak up the liquid and squeeze the sponge into my mouth

pick up food

and i had some old wooden ones

consume

that were never used

also you don't spin with chopsticks

so i used them

But in a proper ramen chopsticks and a spoon are better

Fork and a spoon

you would grab and then just kinda shove it in your mouth I think

How about that

fork and knife

I’ve tried it

What about a spork maybe

ramen spoon is probably good too

It’s sloppier

Just drink it

That’s all

Rusp, you should get those meat claw things

to replace forks

Use a big straw to eat ramen

They don’t mind if you tilt the bowl in Asian restaurants

to eat ramen

rusp should pretend he is a bear and just use the claws to shovel food into his mouth

Turkey baster

would probably be faster

and more efficinet like he likes

Chopsticks just make me mad because they are retarded

see, these are just better forks

yeah

those

also spooky why does it look like that man is clawing apart dog shit

It’s pork

I know

it just looks like dog shit a little bit

Pulled pork

Do dogs shit white

the dark brown parts I mean

those meat claws are pretty based

the lighter is obvioiusly pork

It’s charred

I want to kill someone with those

yeah I realize that

You fucking trog

everyone drinks the broth at the end

bopit only eats rare meat

right?

if you don't you're fucking stupid

Of course

that shit is so good

The broth is the best part

Ramen is too salty

for sure

I have never had ramen so no

Makes me want to die

no fucking shit sherlock

Noodles are just filler

we're gona have one person

who doesnt drink the brother

broth*