general

Ikea, it's just mattreses

i see

no bullshit

i get it

That was very funny to me spooky

I read that like a Russian was saying it

I have never been to a matrass specific store

the downside to Ikea

they don't have special sizes

I forget where I bought mine, but it was a generalized furniture store

“Mattres store try to sell bullshit. But ikea, it just mattress”

I want to get an Alazkan King bed

but they don't exist

unless I custom order one

which seems really gay

get a todler bed

and all the websites that sell them, feel like a MyPillow ad

you want to slip into one anyways

so just expedite the process

look at this

do you not want one?

What other businesses do I not understand how they stay afloat

I want the middle 2

i thought spooky lived in a shack

where the fuck are you going to put that

I'm going to buy a field house

(eventually)

or an island

The what pika

woosh

he needs a big matrass so it will work as a raft

when his island floods every week

No I get it leg

I get he was making a pedo joke

no but really

I don't understand

how do appliance stores stay open too

not buying a big bed

maybe not a fuckhuge one like this

I mean like

like every 5-15 years

Washing machines

name an appliance store Dolf?

how do car dealerships stay open dolf?

drunk drivers

That’s also on my list but I understand that more

how do stores stay open

is the more important question

People lease for a few years

how do

unlesss your town has some weird washing machine only store

with nothing else

True

I guess yeah I have never seen an appliance only store

lol

i HAVE

caps

oh shit

there are two in my area

I forgot they existed

really?

we have a uh

I forget what it was called, but it was just fridges, stoves, etc

store near me that sells nothing but TVs

it’s just I wouldn’t think people bought stuff like that often enough for there to be a profit

it's nothing but TVs, at 2x the price of Costco, Wallmart, Target, BestBuy, etc.

and it's been open for 10+ years

somehow

I saw a like

50 inch tv for like 200 dollars at a Walmart once

That seems very cheap to me

shitty LCDs are cheap

good TVs are getting cheaper too

it was also in rural Georgia so

some town way up north

near the camp I work at

Funny story

There are British staff at the camp and before we went to a wallmart my boss said to them “now I know it’s crazy but they sell guns there. Don’t be scared”

and I was like “oh yeah y’all don’t have rights”