general

this is when we find out spooky works a meme job

it's suprisingly not me, I manage the people working meme jobs

Spooky works at a mattress store

how do those make money

How do they even stay afloat

they are 90% of the time a front for the mob

or some gang

“Time to get my weekly mattress”

everything must go

it just turns out, that even without 6 months of work, things kind of keep coasting

like a runaway freight train

I can’t believe they get more than 10 customers a week

I have been praised for my accomplishments at my job and I have probably worked maybe 25 hours a week on average

You know where the best matresses are Ikea

is this a joke

i cant tell

What

no, I really like Ikea mattresses

Me not understanding mattress stores?

whats so special about the ikea mattress spooky

yes its a joke 99% are a front for the mob

enlighten me

if you go to a matress store

90% of what theyre trying to sell you is a gimick

I should ask fire

but the memory foam

as bopit knows, fire is a god at ikea

motorized bullshit, temperpedic, special foam, whatever

And the custom elevation

Ikea, it's just mattreses

i see

no bullshit

i get it

That was very funny to me spooky

I read that like a Russian was saying it

I have never been to a matrass specific store

the downside to Ikea

they don't have special sizes

I forget where I bought mine, but it was a generalized furniture store

“Mattres store try to sell bullshit. But ikea, it just mattress”

but they don't exist

unless I custom order one

which seems really gay

get a todler bed

and all the websites that sell them, feel like a MyPillow ad

you want to slip into one anyways

so just expedite the process

look at this

do you not want one?

What other businesses do I not understand how they stay afloat

I want the middle 2

i thought spooky lived in a shack

where the fuck are you going to put that

I'm going to buy a field house

(eventually)

or an island

The what pika

woosh

he needs a big matrass so it will work as a raft

when his island floods every week

No I get it leg

I get he was making a pedo joke

no but really

I don't understand

how do appliance stores stay open too

not buying a big bed

maybe not a fuckhuge one like this

appliances break

I mean like

like every 5-15 years

Washing machines

name an appliance store Dolf?

how do car dealerships stay open dolf?

drunk drivers

That’s also on my list but I understand that more

how do stores stay open

is the more important question

People lease for a few years

how do