general

Like

Enough to destroy the whole planet a few times over

Well, no

We could go for a domino effect, but the nukes themselves aren't enough

You could destroy the entire world with a few well placed nukes and favorable weather patterns

Or, humanity

Anyways

Anyway, your religion got cucked

Listen he’s a Jesuit

Not my fault

Doesn't sound like winning to me

Putting pagan idols in the vatican

Are you winning

Always have been

You’re in this server

Not as long as you've been

You’re in this server

I can change that

No balls

No legs

Yes.

I lost my legs in battle

I’m basically a veteran

Lost your leg getting tackled by sweaty dudes

Doing something you had no interest in

And happily abandoned given an adequate excuse

Actually I lost my leg tackling a sweaty dude who had balls in his hand

Get your story straight

No, he had 1 ball

He lost the other in the war

I was hailed as a hero for my loss though!

I got valor for something I was happy about!

Wasn't this practice

Win win

No

It was a game

Did the team win

Yes

All it took was making 3 of their players quit out of guilt for crippling a man for life

As you are yelling in pain

A new experience to me!

And your coach is calling you a pussy

The man thought I was faking it

Yeah, you're always putting on a show with these things

There was one coach who always hated me

The day before my finger completely dislocated at practice and he also thought I was faking that

you could say

he thought

As my finger was bent across my middle finger

Shut up

Just shit up

you were pulling his leg

Seriously

Okay Leg

Fuck off paimon

I’m going to strangle you to death

The most annoying voice ever

why does that thing have the name

of a devil

hail paimon

ami right

It’s a Pokémon who likes pie

Because anime is created by the satanic elites

If given the chance I would stomp paimos skull in

Who perform occult rituals in pizza parlor basements

I would swing her like a bat at a tree until her head exploded

No hesitation

The entertainment industry loves dropping these little messages

why do you hate paimon

shes your personal onahole

What the fuck is with you

Max

Stop

You hebephile

why do you know what that word means

gent

That’s not