general

seems like a more enjoyable time

depends on how well essay writing goes

Trump coming off the high of being proven right on voter fraud, a third Nobel nomination, clean illegally leaked tax returns

some people did something

Christians stay winning

Too bad they can't run their own countries

???

Excuse me but Vatican City is doing just fine buddy

Oh, so you're a fan of the pope's recent work?

That’s not what I was talking about

I’m just saying the country is alive and well

The man is literally licking the feet of muslim invaders

Inshallah

And he doesn't believe in the right to bear arms

Listen gent I do not speak for the pope

I don’t know what you want me to say

And he wants our country to get rid of our weapons of mass destruction

Well

I mean

Sending them all to China would be getting rid of them

Save my favorite dragon vtuber

We can't piss all of them away to get rid of the bugmen

Well I’m pretty sure we have a large excess, right?

Like

Enough to destroy the whole planet a few times over

Well, no

We could go for a domino effect, but the nukes themselves aren't enough

You could destroy the entire world with a few well placed nukes and favorable weather patterns

Or, humanity

Anyways

Anyway, your religion got cucked

Listen he’s a Jesuit

Not my fault

Doesn't sound like winning to me

Putting pagan idols in the vatican

Are you winning

You’re in this server

Not as long as you've been

You’re in this server

I can change that

No balls

No legs

Yes.

I lost my legs in battle

I’m basically a veteran

Lost your leg getting tackled by sweaty dudes

Doing something you had no interest in

And happily abandoned given an adequate excuse

Actually I lost my leg tackling a sweaty dude who had balls in his hand

Get your story straight

No, he had 1 ball

He lost the other in the war

I was hailed as a hero for my loss though!

I got valor for something I was happy about!

Wasn't this practice

Win win

No

It was a game

Did the team win

Yes

All it took was making 3 of their players quit out of guilt for crippling a man for life

Laying out on a field with like 500+ people watching you is interesting

As you are yelling in pain

A new experience to me!

And your coach is calling you a pussy

The man thought I was faking it

Yeah, you're always putting on a show with these things

There was one coach who always hated me

The day before my finger completely dislocated at practice and he also thought I was faking that

you could say

he thought

As my finger was bent across my middle finger

Shut up

Just shit up

you were pulling his leg

Seriously