general

I'd pay extra to get it cut in some style or whatever, or the minimum to just get it trimmed

and that seems to befuddle hair cut workers

who can't undertand why I can't point to a picture of what I want

I’m trying to figure out how to explain how my hair grows

I guess it lies flat on the top

And then on the sides it grows straight out

It doesn’t make any sense

It’s almost like this

But less

cowlicky?

Very

Sometimes the people cutting my hair have to call in the more experienced people

Because they can’t figure out how to cut it

Which I don’t really get

grow it out so the weight of the hair pulls down the cowlicks

I don’t like having long hair

Once too much of my hair touches my forehead my autism starts to trigger

When anything hits his forehead it makes a hollow ringing sound

part it to the sides

In hindsight, I kind of wish I grew my beard out again during lockdown

So the feds wouldn't recognize you

I go back and forth on whether I want a beard or not

but it's such a comittment to grow it out and take care of it

I have a mustache right now kind of

a beard means you have to trim it a bit every couple weeks

I can grow a really good mustache, beard less-so

but without both you look retarded

Holy fuck I just looked in the mirror and my cowlicks are somehow much worse than I remembered

The picture I drew is almost an understatement

lol Rusp

I know a guy who had a really bad cowlick-spiral

due to some surgery he had as an infant

rusp go mohawk or waxed head

The only head surgery I had as an infant was given to me by gods chosen people

I just have retarded hair

Mines not on the top of my head

The top of my head lays perfectly flat

do you shower in the morning or night?

Night

Sometimes both

change it and that should stop happening as much

I'm like 99% sure cowlicks are genetic

My brother has bad ones

So probably

Mine are way worse though

I had them but then I stopped showering at night

Showering in the morning kind of means waking up earlier

On days where you have to wake up for things, anyways

More trouble than it’s worth for hair

Since I don’t really care

Rusp, when we wrastle

we should do it in a big pit full of hair removal cream

so we come out like a couple of plucked hens

is waking up slightly earlier even that big a deal?

Rusp already wakes up at like 4 to do his trucking thing

Kerosene?

Yes

It is leg

I’m not good at sleeping

So I need all the sleep I can get

so go to bed earlier

Insomnia

That's a weird way of spelling anime

I have not watched anime (not counting vtubers) in about a week or so

So you've watched anime constantly

I’ve already exhausted most of the good clips

It’s over for me

(Blatant lie)

But not for your recommendations

Also I found what my hair looks like

And this is actually like 90% accurate

chinstrap beard?

But the sides start up a little higher

Disregard chinstrap

Your head got flattened from getting bonked by the horny police over and over

I’m not into CBT dude