general

due to Corona, yeah

I just hate haircuts

I got my haircut last September? I think

Haircuts are fine

What the hell

and was traveling too much January/Feburary to get one

then Corona hit

I get my hair cut probably about once every 2-3 months

and now all the haircuts places are closed

I have some nerve in my neck that is really sensitive to razors

I think haircuts feel good

It’s like someone is scratching my head

I just want to pay some idiot the bare minimum to trim my hair and not make it look retarded

I’ve had the same haircut since

Uhh

3rd grade

I mean, I just have the default haircut

so same

I just said numbers once

And now I just say those everytime

1 1 1

I get my hair cut pretty short so I don’t have to get haircuts as often

I just want to tell the guy "I don't care do whatever you want, just get the length above my ears"

I’ve never had it below my ears

frankly I don't give a shit what they do

That sounds annoying

I also don’t care

My hair always grows in the same

Since my hair grows retardedly

I'd pay extra to get it cut in some style or whatever, or the minimum to just get it trimmed

and that seems to befuddle hair cut workers

who can't undertand why I can't point to a picture of what I want

I’m trying to figure out how to explain how my hair grows

I guess it lies flat on the top

And then on the sides it grows straight out

It doesn’t make any sense

It’s almost like this

But less

cowlicky?

Sometimes the people cutting my hair have to call in the more experienced people

Because they can’t figure out how to cut it

Which I don’t really get

grow it out so the weight of the hair pulls down the cowlicks

I don’t like having long hair

Once too much of my hair touches my forehead my autism starts to trigger

When anything hits his forehead it makes a hollow ringing sound

part it to the sides

In hindsight, I kind of wish I grew my beard out again during lockdown

So the feds wouldn't recognize you

I go back and forth on whether I want a beard or not

but it's such a comittment to grow it out and take care of it

I have a mustache right now kind of

a beard means you have to trim it a bit every couple weeks

I can grow a really good mustache, beard less-so

but without both you look retarded

Holy fuck I just looked in the mirror and my cowlicks are somehow much worse than I remembered

The picture I drew is almost an understatement

lol Rusp

I know a guy who had a really bad cowlick-spiral

due to some surgery he had as an infant

rusp go mohawk or waxed head

The only head surgery I had as an infant was given to me by gods chosen people

I just have retarded hair

Mines not on the top of my head

The top of my head lays perfectly flat

It’s only on the sides

do you shower in the morning or night?

Night

Sometimes both

change it and that should stop happening as much

I'm like 99% sure cowlicks are genetic

My brother has bad ones

So probably

Mine are way worse though

I had them but then I stopped showering at night

Showering in the morning kind of means waking up earlier

On days where you have to wake up for things, anyways