general

arrows are piercing, the wound wouldnt have that much blood instantly

hes fine

nvm

MING

NA

WEN

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

POGGERS

that was a good reference for he

r

she was the original mulan voice

execute her

Ope

Bet the chinks are regretting building up this female warrior myth for so long

She gonna say no

Ope

ok but like, after she says sorry wtf she gonna do

Sexual harassment

worst choice, he sniffed her

Dad, I lost all your shit

Haha

Yup

It is melted

she saved the skirt

lol

sorry about your super duper important warrior garb dad

that probably was very important to our family

but you see

Look, he got a cane dolfin

me being a woman

i fucked that all up

sorry

"I got to hold the emperors hand"

"we can sue him for sexual harassment now"

Okay

he looks like hes about to pass out

"people also spooned me in the army in their sleep. we can sue them too"

FUCK OOOOOFFFFFFF

YOU DIDN'T ASK TO BE DRAFTED

stare at your daughter's chest more

New sword

Ope

EXCALIBUR

ITS EXCALIJU

a shitty jade sword

NO PHEONIX SWORD

its the same fucking sword

its the same sword

just

new

They added a new virtue

That's a long virtue

Oh and now she joins

dude phoenix

Maybe abridge to something snappier, like "Blood"

they followed her and waited like 15 min for her to say sorry

ass

shit movie

ok so she accepted after the emperor bribed her

Slow tempo pop music

^

NOW THEY HAVE A SONG

USE THE ORIGINAL SONGS YOU COWARD

poc singer

spooky, see if theres any end credits scenes

THIS IS TRASH

Well... this was not what I was thinking

not great

i wouldnt say trash

bad, 4/10

What was competent about this movie

Genuine question

this is the last jedi of mulan

idkm in parts it was almost bad enough it was funny

The props?

ruined the original

Not the costumes, for sure

the music was decent at times

it looked like it was made in 2002 though