general

dude, the emperor is a women too

she can kick an arrow

Ope

but

she cant

The site fucking died on me

catch one

NO BLOOD

coward

imean

Her Chi only works with her feet

the arrows instantly evaporate all blood

Dman

in the persons body

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That took him a while

CRICKET

oh

arrows are piercing, the wound wouldnt have that much blood instantly

hes fine

nvm

MING

NA

WEN

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

POGGERS

that was a good reference for he

r

she was the original mulan voice

execute her

Ope

Bet the chinks are regretting building up this female warrior myth for so long

She gonna say no

Ope

ok but like, after she says sorry wtf she gonna do

Sexual harassment

worst choice, he sniffed her

Dad, I lost all your shit

Haha

It is melted

she saved the skirt

lol

sorry about your super duper important warrior garb dad

that probably was very important to our family

but you see

Look, he got a cane dolfin

me being a woman

i fucked that all up

sorry

"I got to hold the emperors hand"

"we can sue him for sexual harassment now"

Okay

he looks like hes about to pass out

"people also spooned me in the army in their sleep. we can sue them too"

FUCK OOOOOFFFFFFF

YOU DIDN'T ASK TO BE DRAFTED

yes

stare at your daughter's chest more

New sword

Ope

EXCALIBUR

ITS EXCALIJU

a shitty jade sword

NO PHEONIX SWORD

its the same fucking sword

its the same sword

just

new

They added a new virtue

That's a long virtue

Oh and now she joins

dude phoenix

Maybe abridge to something snappier, like "Blood"

they followed her and waited like 15 min for her to say sorry

ass

shit movie

ok so she accepted after the emperor bribed her

Slow tempo pop music

^