general

Rusp is probably a tiny bit bigger than me, maybe with a slightly longer reach

You're too fucking old

And we'd all gang up on you anyway

I also finally made it through episode one of rent a girlfriend, i dig it

Because fuck you

I still hit the bench 😎

Oh can we do like a server hunger games

oh rright, Lamp, is this 1v1

No matter who wins, we want you to lose

or a free-for-all

I was thinking 1v1

1v1 I win

I would love a free for all scenario too

FFA, I have a lot more trouble, since I'm the biggest threat

Spooky you’re overconfident

I have autism

It’s a lot of power

I actually know how to fight

wait spooky can i get some fighting stats on you

Rusp thinks all he has to do is slug his opponent down

how big are you again

He's lanky

>lanky

From what max reported

fuck no

aight go get a mirror and take a photo

And he's 50 years old

Yes spooky

Dox yourself

For this hypothetical

it's for the hypothetical

exactly

I have a photo I should post tbh, that wouldn't totally dox me

OH DO IT

I'm not

I'll dox myself too i dont give a fuck

I don’t want to see the face of the beast

Nightmares for weeks

nah i wouldnt show my face

no-face Rusp

i'm waiting

2 for 1

I bet he looks like a pedophile too

You know the look

i'll take those odds

ok Lamp, how long do we have to get in shape for this fight

i'll bet 500 dogecoin he doesnt

none

the Phijkchu boxing match thing

I have the superior diet so I win

LMAO

Rusp is probably more cut than I am right now

But he can't run

honestly, me and Rusp is the only fight that matters

yeah i havent been to the gym since march :/

winner sweeps everyone else

Fuck no, I'd kill your ass

wait but for real spooky how tall are you and how much do you weigh

Gent, I'd love to fight you

See spooky this is what I have to deal with

I have actual emotional investment in ending you

He says it so confidently

Can we please have a phijkchu fight club

You keep bringing it up

I bring wrastleing up as a meme

I don't think I'm some secret spooky MMA fighter or anything

So here's how it will go down

We both enter the arena

I just think that outside of gymrats, I'm the one who would win in a fight, in any given room

Then I shank you in the neck

ANd I get disqualified

So I guess you win!

oh man

I still think I'd win Gent, I don't think you're tall enough to get a clean strike

the karate kid method

How tall are you

same for Rusp, I think he's taller than you too

i appreciate your sacrifice gent

I'm 6'2

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