general

Because I don't want ANYONE who threatens my family to exist anymore

It's also more legally justifiable if you shoot to kil

hopefully Max/Turnip join me on my genocide, when the time comes

Turnip is a melee specialist

For sure

alright hand to hand combat fights to the death

who do yall think in the server you could take out

I'd win

I'd win

Harder

Rusp is the #2, assuming his legs work right

Rusp is too slow

Lamp, it comes down to size

honestly i'm probably a pretty easy target i'm fuckin scrawny as hell

Rusp and I win

yeah for sure

Pika/Dolf are fat

so they might do ok-ish

No spooky, rusp doesn't do street fighting shit

my friends are all like 100 pounds more than me and it's scary how easily they could hurt me if they wanted to

which is why I'd win

since I actually know how to fight

He believes in a fair boxing match

alright now same scenario, fair boxing match enforced at gunpoint

no dirty plays

If other people do street fighting I will do it

I'd play the long con

I win

Rusp is probably a tiny bit bigger than me, maybe with a slightly longer reach

You're too fucking old

And we'd all gang up on you anyway

I also finally made it through episode one of rent a girlfriend, i dig it

Because fuck you

I still hit the bench 😎

Oh can we do like a server hunger games

oh rright, Lamp, is this 1v1

No matter who wins, we want you to lose

or a free-for-all

I was thinking 1v1

1v1 I win

FFA, I have a lot more trouble, since I'm the biggest threat

Spooky you’re overconfident

I have autism

It’s a lot of power

I actually know how to fight

wait spooky can i get some fighting stats on you

Rusp thinks all he has to do is slug his opponent down

how big are you again

He's lanky

>lanky

From what max reported

fuck no

aight go get a mirror and take a photo

And he's 50 years old

Yes spooky

Dox yourself

For this hypothetical

it's for the hypothetical

exactly

I have a photo I should post tbh, that wouldn't totally dox me

OH DO IT

I'm not

I'll dox myself too i dont give a fuck

I don’t want to see the face of the beast

Nightmares for weeks

nah i wouldnt show my face

no-face Rusp

it's a meme picture of Max's face, on my body

i'm waiting

2 for 1

I bet he looks like a pedophile too

You know the look

i'll take those odds

ok Lamp, how long do we have to get in shape for this fight

i'll bet 500 dogecoin he doesnt

none

the Phijkchu boxing match thing

I have the superior diet so I win

LMAO

Rusp is probably more cut than I am right now