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Spooky Phijkchu general

Pirate infects you with an incurable strain of Tourette's. Which of the following (3-5 sec) animal noises would you prefer to make involuntarily at semi-random intervals the rest of your life.

  1. Dog woof3 votes · 20%
  2. Cat yowl0 votes · 0%
  3. Guineapig wheeking1 vote · 7%
  4. Horse whinny1 vote · 7%
  5. Dolphin whinny0 votes · 0%
  6. Pirate Arrr6 votes · 40%
  7. Cow moo1 vote · 7%
  8. Sheep baa1 vote · 7%
  9. Owl hoot2 votes · 13%
  10. Duck quacking0 votes · 0%

15 votes Poll closed

Gent general
Forwarded Originally sent: 6/18/2026 4:12 PM
Well much like in most of these polls I would just pick the option most likely to kill pirate
Jaz general
I pick sheep baa, if i can change it to a goats like baa equivalent and I'll just be like "oh yeah woops, that's the goat in me"
Jaz general
The more I think about it, cow might be the right answer, if it's a realistic and loud cow noise, you could easily be like "what the fuck was that???" To play it off, depending on how often it procs
Spooky Phijkchu general
the follow-up question is after you became known as the \___ girl/guy, would you style yourself after the animal at all? So Pika, wear some kinda owl scarf and open your eyes real wide at all times
Jaz general
Replying to Pyrrhic #swiss_army_cheese
I might do the duck, but I got a brother who can do a real good duck call and I don't want to crib his style.
Sorry if this is rude because I don't mean it in a rude way, but is English your first language
Garbage general
Sucks we lost, but this has fully made me believe that the US should host or cohost a major world event thing at a minimum of every 8 years
Garbage general
World Cup, Olympics, Expos (dead but once cool), and what ever is the non annual events that you guys would consider near that tier.
Polar_ general
Replying to legorhin #jazardly
Canada sucks at cricket
The only place ive seen people play cricket was Jersey City, for some reason they play pick up games in the streets all the time there.
Spooky Phijkchu general

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's poll Pirate infects you with an incurable strain of Tourette's. Which of the following (3-5 sec) animal noises would you prefer to make involuntarily at semi-random intervals the rest of your life. has closed.
TinyBomby general

An exact copy of you appears before you, what do you do?

  1. Fight to the death, there can only be one3 votes · 16%
  2. Fight to the death, but in a video game0 votes · 0%
  3. Become twice as efficient with chores/work10 votes · 53%
  4. Try to fool it in some way into proving it fake3 votes · 16%
  5. Ignore it and hope is goes away1 vote · 5%
  6. Idk something gay2 votes · 11%

19 votes Poll closed

Pyrrhic general
The other abridged series I donate two, Mobile Suit Abridged: Gundam Wing, has a discord server which now has a honey pot channel for bots. Anyone who posts anything there gets kicked from the server. It's called the "Mobile-Doll-House".
Phijkchu_Pikachu general
phijkchu is split along the "I do not trust myself, so my clone will murder me so i will murder him first" and "I know myself, I would not attempt to kill/replace myself so a clone is a non issue, I will not try to murder him" lines
TinyBomby general
I'm just replaying the Touhou fighting game's story and there's a point where a character meets her doppelganger and they immediately fight to the death and I find that situation humorous.
mint general
Replying to Phijkchu_Pikachu #klombak
phijkchu is split along the "I do not trust myself, so my clone will murder me so i will murder him first" and "I know myself, I would not attempt to kill/replace myself so a clone is a non issue, I will not try to murder him" lines (edited)
i do not trust myself, so definitely would not trust my clone. me likely accepting the clone the clone adds to my distrust of myself. the clone may kill me, oh well
mint general
if the clone kills us, will we know? does the clone know its a clone if the moment it spawns in the original dies? if its an exact copy it has my exact concious at the moment of cloning
Lute general
Where is the option to stay at the same level of efficiency but you and your clone swap every day and get every other day off
heir general
unless you somehow share the same experiences and learn the same things, wouldn't having your clone do half of your work be half as efficient as just doing everything yourself?

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